"Now, take one of our London winter days--which you like--a regular keen
frost, or a yaller fog, or a soaking rain, or one of those cold, mizzly,
clinging, go-through-your-very-marrow sort of days. Get your breakfast
in a hurry, and be off to the yard and get on the box. All's ready for
us, for we don't clean horses or 'busses; there's men on purpose to do
that. Well, I'm well wrapped up, and I get on my box at eight o'clock
in the morning, and begin my City journey. There we are all times; we
mustn't go no faster, nor we mustn't go no slower; time's time, and we
have to keep it if we can, but sometimes we can't, and do what we will,
we're late--with extra passengers, or a block, or something wrong with a
horse, or one thing or another; and then, if it happens to be near
dinner time, we have to start back as usual, and often and often, I
haven't got off the box, but swallowed a mouthful of something where I
sat, and been off again.
"Drive, drive, and pull up, all the afternoon, with about five or six
minutes for my tea, and then up and at it again, hour after hour, till
the last journey's done, and then I've got off the box hardly able to
stand, I've been so cramped; while scarcely ever before eleven, and
generally twelve, I've got home, worn out, to my bit of supper. Fifteen
or sixteen hours, Sunday and weekday, is too much of a good thing, ain't
it? And on such days as I've been talking about, when you can't feel
your feet, and your hands won't hardly hold rein or whip, and the cold
goes through and through you, don't you think as one wants something to
comfort one a bit? because if you don't, I should like them as grumbles
to try it on for a month and see.
"Coats, of course, keeps out a deal, but the coat ain't been made that
will keep out all the cold and wet. Oilskins and macintoshes always
acts on me rheumatically, and gives me pains all over in the jynts; so I
puts on as many reg'lar coats and weskits as I can get on one above
another, and wraps up my legs. But in all that long time, it's no use,
the cold creeps in somewhere like the thin edge of a wedge, and lets in
ever so much more, and though we mostly gets a shilling or so a day more
than the conductors, I don't know but what I'd rather have their life,
on account of the jumping up and down.
"I get very tired of it by the time night comes; but a good sleep and
the little bit of home comfort one gets seems to put one right before
morning, though, I'm blest if I think a sea captain could know much less
of his children than we 'bus drivers do of ours. But there, it can't
last for ever, and I s'pose some day I shall be lifted off my box as Sam
was. Couldn't get down, poor chap, for he stuck to it right to the very
last, though his missis wanted him to lay up long before.
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