From Seven to Seventy: Memories of a Painter and a YankeeSimmons, Edward
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From Seven to Seventy: Memories of a Painter and a Yankee
Simmons, Edward
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I was perfectly willing, so I hoisted it on my shoulder and carried it
upstairs, where he fished in his pocket and handed me a quarter. To give
a tip in California in those days was an insult, but I was an Easterner
and it only amused me to take it and thank him in a respectful manner.
After staying long enough to try all his British contraptions for
hunting and fishing (with no result), he gave up in despair when the
salmon refused to rise to a fly, but could be caught in myriads with the
old-fashioned bait—their own eggs—and left, seeming to feel a personal
injury.
Some time later I went to San Francisco to be at one of the celebrations
of the Harvard Club, when who should sit next me at dinner but our
Englishman. I had an important part in the evening’s doings and he asked
my name, saying he was Sir Rose Price. Then giving me a searching
glance, he said:
“I’ve met you before some place? In town?” To an Englishman, “town” is
London.
I said, “No, I met you in Siskiyou County, in the north of the state.”
“Oh, but you are mistaken. I met no gentlemen there.”
“Nonsense!” I replied. “I carried your trunk upstairs in the hotel and
you gave me a quarter.”
He stared, got blood red, and turned his back on me for the remainder of
the evening.
Great news in town—the “schoolmarm” wasn’t coming back! I resolved to
apply for the job, which paid seventy-five dollars a month. The board
met in Yreka, which was thirty-seven miles north of Sissons, and I went
in to see Mr. Jenkins, who was president, treasurer, and seemed to be
the whole boss. Seated in his office, which was in back of his grocery
store and had a door leading into the bar, he put his feet upon the
table and heard my request.
“I want to teach the school at Strawberry Valley.”
I told him my name and that I had been educated at Harvard.
“Oh, I don’t know; you might lie about that,” he replied. “Have you ever
been in jail?”
“No,” I said.
“Well, how do I know that?”
Searching around for some credentials to prove my honesty to this most
suspicious man, I pulled out a letter from John Forbes, who was very
influential and owned railways in the West. He looked it over and said:
“Yes, I remember hearing something about him, but how do I know you
didn’t write it yourself?”
I was nonplused. It was harder than I thought, but I had a last
suggestion which I put very timidly indeed.
“I have a letter from Mr. Emerson.”
He was adamant. “Which one?”
My voice almost disappeared in my throat, but I managed to stammer,
“Ralph Waldo.”
“What!” he yelled, flinging his feet to the floor. “Let me see it!”
I handed it to him, and he turned to the end first, reading not a line
of my recommendation from the Concord sage. But taking one look at the
signature, he ran to the door of the saloon, shouting: “Say! Boys! Come
here and meet the new ‘schoolmarm’ of Strawberry Valley! The drinks are
on him!”
That was my examination.
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