English fiction -- 19th century; Short stories, English
‘Did you ever have anything to do with any curious specimen?’ I said
carelessly.
‘Some,’ he said; ‘one mainly--Irishman--he travelled in wine; I guess
he was the smartest coon I ever struck, but no head--or rather too much
head, like a glass of stout.’
‘All Irishmen are like that,’ I said, sententiously and untruthfully;
then, with a cautious insertion of the opener, ‘what was his name?’
‘Kinahan; we called him Kinjan,’ and--more to himself than to
me--‘Jupiter! I was in the tightest kind of a hole with that cuss and
one other.’
‘Really tight?’ said I.
‘Never tighter, except about three times, and those I don’t take much
stock in talking of.’
‘Women?’ I said hardily. He nodded.
‘And others,’ he added, as if he had thereby over-committed himself.
‘It seems to me,’ said I, feeling the opener deepening in the shell,
‘you don’t “take much stock” in talking of anything, considering that
you really have got something to say; tell me this yarn of Kinjan, and
be a benefactor to a poor sleep-forsaken devil.’
Mr Denver chewed the end of his cigar.
‘Bore you world without end,’ he said.
‘Try me,’ I besought.
‘We must have drinks, then.’ He heaved himself up, and called
melodiously over the car platforms.
When the materials had been brought, Mr Denver constructed himself his
favourite pick-me-up, in which raw egg and cayenne pepper formed the
chief ingredients.
‘Let me mix you one,’ he said; ‘guess you won’t weaken on it; it’s
short, but it’s breezy.’
We drank together, and our hearts were opened within us, and we became
as brothers. Through the open door and window the wonderful silver
prairie night came in, and the lamp of the smoking-room flickered and
went out before its breath. We swallowed another prairie oyster each,
and the strings of Mr Dick Denver’s tongue were unloosed, and he spake
plain, if a little through his nose.
And as he spake, the snoring from the sleeping-saloon and the snorting
of the engine became to me as the roaring of the surf upon the
sea-shore, and the rolling prairie as the sands of the desert, and afar
off a lone clump of trees shining white under the moon as the minarets
of a distant Moorish city.
‘Well,’ he said, ‘I was moving around one time on a cargo steamer,
calculating to go to Madeira or Teneriffe, and see what I could strike
out of those parts. Well, you know, I don’t cotton to “tramps;” they’re
a pretty ordinary lot, and the one I was on that trip was tough, just
tough; from the skipper down to the bacon the whole show was tough.
There were only three passengers on board: myself, this Kinjan, and a
long Britisher, by name Torin--the Hon. Christopher Torin was his full
label.’ Mr Denver paused, and tilted his head back in his seat, and in
this attitude, with his eyes fixed on the ceiling, resumed, through a
cloud of smoke.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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