English fiction -- 19th century; Short stories, English
A peculiar feeling of rest and freedom at first possessed me; I was, or
thought I was, beginning to understand many things hitherto unrevealed,
to have a sympathy with Simon Stylites, and an appreciation of
Mahatmaism; but soon a wild desire to project myself indefinitely into
space seized upon me. The moonlight and the vastness were getting into
my brain--a little more, and I might have leapt from the train, and run
until nature or prairie dog holes should assert their influence upon
me;--and then with a saving grace, a couple of coyotes appeared from
behind a hillock, and played with their tails in the moonlight--and the
spell was broken.
I became conscious that my cigar was out, that the mosquitoes were
annoyingly attentive. Better to be a limited being in a smoking car
and not itch, than to be an unlimited being outside it and itch most
‘demnibly.’ I went back into the smoking-room.
Empty, thank heaven--no professionals from the Golden City to talk faro
and rowdyism; no commercials to bombard one with down Eastern brag, the
decline of Winnipeg, or the future of Vancouver and the C. P. R.; no
globe-trotting sportsman to bewail his luck in the Rockies, or abuse
the British Columbian for a liar.
‘Empty, thank God.’
‘Take a light, sir?’ said a soft, rather high pitched, drawling voice
under my left elbow. I jumped, and, to disguise it, smote my cheek,
where a mosquito might have been, but was not.
A man of about forty, a long figure in a sleeping suit, with a lean,
brown, clean-shaven face, courteously bending forward, held towards me
the lighted end of a cigar.
‘Thanks very much, sir; delighted to find I’m not alone.’
‘_Not_ empty, thank God;’ said Mr Dick Denver, in an unmoved voice.
‘My dear sir,’ said I, sitting down next to him, ‘I should’nt have
dreamed of that remark, if I’d seen _you_; but you were so completely
tucked away in that corner, that I’d no idea you were here, and I must
confess I _was_ uncommonly glad not to see our ’Frisco friends, or the
bummers’ (_Anglice_ commercial travellers).
‘Guess you’re right; they are kind of tiring.’
‘What beats me,’ I went on, ‘is the way people like that, who really
have nothing to say, insist upon saying it, and, by Gad, enjoy saying
it, and are certain you enjoy hearing them say it, and set you down as
a condemned fool if you don’t say it yourselves.’
‘Right,’ said Mr Denver; ‘for a man that spreads himself around to be
dull, give me a woman first, and then a bummer. And yet,’ he went on
meditatively, ‘there are some profoundly interesting beetles amongst
that last tribe; and--amongst the other too.’ He sighed, and relapsed
into the silent puffing of his cigar. I had not travelled from Montreal
nearly to Calgary with Mr Denver without discovering that he was a
silent man on all subjects, and on the subject of women a dumb, and
apparently a deaf image. Try him upon the subject of ‘bummers’ the
oyster might open for once, I thought, but without much hope.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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