The General was awakened by the first tea-tray bang-banging on adjacent
tin roofs, and, without pausing to think, rolled out of bed and bumped
on to the floor just as a couple of strays from the outside edge of
the barrage banged, ripped, and cracked through his roof and walls. He
crawled at top pace to the wall, cursing his hardest, groped round in
the dark and found a pair of boots and a British Warm, struggled into
these, sitting on the cold floor in his pyjamas, while a tornado of
bullets hailed and clashed and banged across the Nissen hut roofs of
the camp. He took a quick chance offered by a lull in the firing, flung
the door open, and set off at a floundering run for the dug-out. As he
doubled along the duckboards he heard the droning roar of an engine
coming closer and closer, made a desperate spurt, expecting every
moment to hear the ominous whistle and resounding crash of a falling
and bursting bomb, reached the dug-out entrance, hurled himself through
it, and fell in a heap on top of the Brigade-Major cautiously feeling
his way down the dark steps. They reached the bottom in a tumbled heap
and with a bump, their language rising in a mingled and turgid flow to
the delighted ears of a Staff-Lieutenant, shivering at the top of the
stairs in his pyjamas with his breeches under his arm and his tunic
thrown round his chilly shoulders. But his grins cut off short, and he,
too, hurtled down the steps as a bomb burst a few hundred yards off
with a resounding and earth-shaking crash.
Sitting there in the dark for the next hour the General meditated many
things, including the mysterious ways of air Huns who so accurately
machine-gunned his camp, and yet dropped nine out of ten of their bombs
at various distances up to a full mile away from it.
This mystery led him next day to diverge from his way and ride across
the fields to the ‘drome to make a few inquiries into the ways of
night-fliers. Guns was busy making some adjustments to his barrage guns
with renewed determination to bring a Hun down some night. The General
saw him, and rode over and asked a few questions, and listened with a
growing suspicion darkening his brow to Guns’ enthusiastic description
of the barrage plan. He cut Guns short with an abrupt question, “Where
do your bullets come down?”
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