Guns paused in bewilderment, and stared vacantly a moment at the empty
sky. Somehow now in daylight it seemed so very obvious the bullets must
come down; whereas shooting up into the dark it had never occurred. The
General pulled his horse round and rode straight over to the Squadron
office. There he found the Major and a map, had the exact position
of the barrage guns pointed out to him, and in turn pointed out where
the H.Q. camp lay. The R.O., who was working in the outer office, sat
shivering at the wrathful remarks that boiled out of the next room
and ended with a demand for the presence of the Gunnery Officer. The
R.O. himself departed hurriedly to send him, and then took refuge in
the hangar farthest removed from the office. A sense of fair play and
sharing the blame drove him reluctantly back to the office in time to
hear the effective close of the General’s remarks.
“Barrage, sir!—barrage! Splashing thousands of bullets all over a
country scattered with camps. Are you mad, sir? Air barrage! Go’
bless your eyes, man, d’you think you’re in London that you must go
filling the sky with barrages and bullets and waking me and every
other man within miles with your cursed row. Suppose you had shot
someone—suppose you _have_ shot someone. Blank blank your air barrage.
You’d better go back to England, where you’ll be in the fashion with
your air barrages and anti-aircraft. Am I to be driven from my bed on a
filthy cold night to ...” he spluttered explosively and stopped short.
If the Division heard the details of his share in the incident, had
the chance to picture him racing for the dug-out, sitting shivering in
scanty night attire, and add to the picture as they’d certainly do, the
joke would easily outlive the war and him. “That will do, sir,” he said
after a brief pause, “I’ll have a word with your Major and leave him to
deal with you.”
Guns came out with his head hanging, to join the pale-cheeked R.O. and
escape with him.
Ten minutes after a message came to him that the General wanted him in
the C.O.’s office, and Guns groaned and went back to hear his sentence,
estimating it at anything between “shot at dawn” and cashiered, broke,
and sent out of the Service.
Now, what the C.O. had said in those ten minutes nobody ever knew, but
Guns found a totally different kind of General awaiting him.
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