Frontier Humor in Verse, Prose and PictureCox, Palmer
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Frontier Humor in Verse, Prose and Picture
Cox, Palmer
Canadian wit and humor
Even as I write (ten o’clock A. M.) they are lying in the yard as they
fell, a terrible illustration of sudden transition from noisy debate to
silent repose. There they lie, to compare small things with great, like
a pair of shipwrecked lovers, who have clung to each other through fire
and water, and at last have reached the wreck-strewed beach in body, but
not in spirit.
The gentleman who owns the yard has just been out looking at them. After
silently surveying the dead for a long time in silence, he walked away
without disturbing them, pathetically murmuring the Latin motto,
“_Requies-cat in pace._”
A TRIP TO THE MOUNTAINS.
I have been taking a flying trip over the Sierras about which the poet
so mellifluously sings. There were many beautiful scenes presented
during that trip, but abler pens than mine have described them fully,
and have done them justice, so I will not attempt to set forth their
various charms. It is not my _forte_, anyway, and I am free to confess
the fact. Enough for me to describe the excellent lunch which I had the
good fortune to have along with me, and to speak plainly, I enjoyed it
the most of anything I saw during my trip. It was no ordinary lunch,
however. The back-bone of it was a nicely-roasted chicken, which
reflected great credit upon both the poulterer and the kind-hearted
young lady who volunteered to see it through the oven. Ah, that brisk
little lady can prepare a dish fit to set before the gods. If that is
not doing her justice, tell me what more can be said, and I will pile it
higher. She is worthy of it.
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