Further E. K. Means: Is This a Title? It Is Not. It Is the Name of a Writer of Negro Stories, Who Has Made Himself So Completely the Writer of Negro Stories That This Third Book, Like the First and Second, Needs No TitleMeans, E. K. (Eldred Kurtz)
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Further E. K. Means: Is This a Title? It Is Not. It Is the Name of a Writer of Negro Stories, Who Has Made Himself So Completely the Writer of Negro Stories That This Third Book, Like the First and Second, Needs No Title
Means, E. K. (Eldred Kurtz)
African Americans -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“About three weeks ago, ole Popsy Spout went out to yo’ house to spend
de day. When he got back, he come in here an’ et, an’ he lef’ dis green
box on de eatin’ table. He explavicated about it a little bit an’ said
it b’longed to you!”
Mustard turned around with the righteous fury of Michel the archangel
contending with the devil to “bring against him a railing
accusation”—but, alas, Popsy had taken a hint from Skeeter’s recumbent
attitude, and was stretched out upon a dining-table sound asleep.
The unexpected duplication of the rabbit-feet and the two boxes had the
effect of relieving Skeeter’s pretended injuries to the extent that he
was able to travel a little farther.
“Take me home, Mustard,” he wailed. “Lemme die at home in my own little
cabin whut Marse John gib to me.”
Mustard quickly understood that what Skeeter really wanted was to get to
some place where he could talk about the new complication in the matter
of luck charms. He lifted Skeeter in his arms and carried him back to
the wagon, leaving Popsy asleep upon the table, and leaving Dazzle and
Hopey to find their own conveyance to their house in their own feet.
When Mustard and Skeeter had closed the door upon their conference in
Skeeter’s cabin, Mustard laid the rabbit-foot on Skeeter’s knee.
“You got to take it back, brudder,” he said earnestly. “’Twon’t do fer
us folks to steal Marse Tom’s rabbit-foot. Us is got to ack hones’.”
“Mebbe so,” Skeeter said doubtfully. “But fur’s I’m concerned, Marse Tom
kin hop along widout dis foot.”
“It cain’t be did, Skeeter. You got to take it back.”
“I done been hurt in a automobile bust-up,” Skeeter protested. “I ain’t
able to git about. De dorctor will come here in a little while an’
examinate me fer cote-house damages on account my many injuries.”
“I makes dis trade wid you,” Mustard replied. “You’s got fifty dollars
of my money dat you ain’t earnt because you didn’t recover my lucky
foot. I’ll gib you dat fifty to tote dis foot back.”
“I got you,” Skeeter answered promptly. “When do I tote her back?”
“To-morrer night,” Mustard told him. “Marse Tom is gibin’ a big dinner
at his house an’ you kin slip in de house while dey is eatin’.”
“I’ll do it,” Skeeter promised. “But dis is de last thing I’s gwine do
fer you as long as I live. No more detecative stealin’ jobs fer me!”
XVII
LUCK AND LOVE
The next day, being Sunday and a dull day, Skeeter found it both
convenient and comfortable to remain in bed and pretend to be severely
injured by his automobile accident. He planned to spend the day in bed,
and slip out at night and carry the rabbit-foot back to the
dresser-drawer in Miss Virginia’s room.
But about ten o’clock the road commissioner called upon Skeeter,
expressed his great regret at the automobile accident and told Skeeter
he had come to settle for the damage that had been done.
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