Going to Maynooth: Traits and Stories of the Irish Peasantry, The Works of William Carleton, Volume ThreeCarleton, William
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Going to Maynooth: Traits and Stories of the Irish Peasantry, The Works of William Carleton, Volume Three
Carleton, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“An' pray, Docthor,” he inquired, “where is Father Molony, that he's not
wid you? I hope he won't disappoint us; he's a mighty pleasant gintleman
of an evenin', an', barrin' your Reverence, I don't know a man tells a
better story.”
“He entreated permission from me this morning,” replied Father Finnerty,
“and that was leave to pay a visit to the Bishop, for what purpose I
know not, unless to put in a word in season for the first parish that
becomes vacant.”
“Throth, an' he well desarves a parish,” replied Denis; “an' although
we'd be loath to part wid him, still we'd be proud to hear of his
promotion.”
“He'll meet Denis there,” observed Susan, who had returned from the
stile: “he'll be apt to be present at his trial wid the Bishop; an'
maybe he'll be home along wid him. I'll go an' thry if I can see them
agin;” and she flew out once more to watch their return.
“Now, Father Finnerty,” said an uncle of Denis's, “you can give a good
guess at what a dacent parish ought to be worth to a parish priest?”
“Mrs. O'Shaughnessy,” said the priest, “is that fat brown goose
suspended before the fire, of your own rearing?”
“Indeed it is, plase your Reverence; but as far as good male an phaties
could go for the last month, it got the benefit of them.”
“And pray, Mrs. O'Shaughnessy, have you many of the same kidney? I only
ask for information, as I said to Peery Hacket's wife, the last day I
held the Station in Peery's. There was just such another goose hanging
before the fire; but, you must know, the cream of the joke was, that I
had been after coming from the confessional, as hungry as a man could
conveniently wish himself; and seeing the brown fat goose before the
fire just as that is, why my teeth, Mave, began to get lachrymose. Upon
my Priesthood it was such a goose as a priest's corpse might get up on
its elbow to look at, and exclaim, 'avourneen machree, it's a thousand
pities that I'm not living to have a cut at you!'--ha, ha, ha! God be
good to old Friar Hennessy, I have that joke from him.
“'Well, Mrs. Hacket,' says I, as I was airing my fingers at the fire, 'I
dare say you haven't another goose like this about the house? Now, tell
me, like an honest woman, have you any of the same kidney?--I only ask
for information.'
“Mrs. Hacket, however, told me she believed there might be a few of the
same kind straggling about the place, but said nothing further upon it,
until the Saturday following, when her son brings me down a pair of
the fattest geese I ever cut up for my Sunday's dinner. Now, Mrs.
O'Shaughnessy, wasn't that doing the thing dacent?”
“Well, well, Docthor,” said Denis, “that was all right; let Mave
alone, an' maybe she'll be apt to find out a pair that will match Mrs.
Hacket's. Not that I say it, but she doesn't like to be outdone in
anything.”
“Docthor, I was wishin' to know, sir,” continued the uncle of the absent
candidate, “what the value of a good parish might be.”
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