Graham's Magazine, Vol. XXXVI, No. 1, January 1850Various
General
Graham's Magazine, Vol. XXXVI, No. 1, January 1850
Various
Literature -- Periodicals; Literature, Modern -- 19th century -- Periodicals
“So am I, and I haven’t been struck out of it yet. Ha! ha! ha! Well, I
must go to my office. Good morning.”
And away goes Belldong after having, like a great spider, woven a web of
mischief all over the blessed village, that isn’t untangled in a month,
and will probably be the cause of divers fisticuffings, if not lawsuits.
In the meanwhile, the sun has glided higher and higher on his golden
wheel up his steep blue eastern pathway. The day promises to be a real
Titian, where a splendid coloring steeps the landscape in a lake of
light, where the rich yellows and deep blacks lie side by side in
distinct gradations, where the leaves embroider their ghostly
counterfeits on the sidewalks, where the sky is glittering in its most
cerulean intensity, and the air is so crystal clear that the outlines of
the distant hills seem as if traced with a hair-pencil on their azure
background. The morning shadows, however, are commencing to shrink back,
so that an edging of sunlight stripes the left border of the village
street, whilst the street itself is bathed in deep gold, and the white
houses opposite sparkle from the breaks in the glossy foliage with the
most radiant and beautiful effect.
The country wagons now begin to roll in. Old Taggett appears with his
ox-cart creaking like “Deacon Morgan, with his voice like a wagon,” and
urging his piebald steeds with a goad as long as Mrs. T.’s tongue (and
that is long enough in all conscience).
Deacon Decker is also in the village, having driven from “Decker’s
Settlement” since sunrise, with eggs and butter to exchange for goods
and groceries at Saint John’s store; and, as I’m alive if here doesn’t
come old Deacon Lackstir, urging his fat lazy horses to an unwonted
trot, as if on especial and driving business.
He is making his way to Esq. Loop’s, and I’ll enter the precincts of
“Pettifogger’s Delight,” to see what constitutes his hurry.
“Good morning, Squire Loop,” says the deacon, drawing in his breath
through his mouth all puckered up as if in the act of whistling. “How
you do this morning? How is your wife and children? Doing well under
Providence, I trust! Well, squire, I’ve come this morning with a little
piece of paper to have you sue on’t. I don’t want to be deficient in
Christian meekness, but it’s scripter doctrine, you know, ‘to pay what
thou owest.’ He! he! he!”
Whilst the old deacon is thus giving evidence of his “Christian
meekness,” I take the opportunity to look over the justice’s docket.
Ha! by all that’s laughable, there is a suit to come off to-day.
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