Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!Smith, Jewell Ellen
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Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!
Smith, Jewell Ellen
American fiction -- 20th century
"Well, good gracious! Don't get so mad. I was just teasing. We're gonna
make a nice big quilt pallet down on the floor for you and Farris and
little Cleburne."
"Where?"
"Right in front of the fireplace. You think that'll be all right?"
"Yeah, I reckon."
Mama told me there would be plenty of beds for everybody, and Gertie
didn't say anything else about a sack. She started talking to Grandpa
and her husband Henry about how dim the lamplight seemed.
"We oughta've had this celebration supper before dark. I can't half see
what I'm doing."
"Ah, Gertie," Grandpa told her, "your eyes are just spoiled to them
electric lights."
"I guess so, Grandpa. Electric lights are wonderful."
"It's all in what you're used to. Our coal-oil lamps still seem bright
to us poor country folks."
Mama was crowding more and more food on the supper table. Bess was
fixing the tray to send out to Grandma, and Gertie had started dishing
up some things in saucers for her young'uns.
"Bandershanks, you go with me into the fireplace room and eat with
Farris and little Cleburne at Mierd's and Wiley's study table."
I couldn't do that! Gertie hadn't noticed that I was too big to eat
with little kids!
"See, Gertie. I'm big! I don't wanta be with them babies! And I just
ain't!"
She didn't answer me.
"Soon's I eat 'nough 'taters, I'm gonna get real, real big. And my legs
will get long and fat! And y'all won't call me Bandershanks no more!
And I can go to school!"
"Bandershanks, I don't know when Mama and Papa are gonna start you to
school, but you're big, all right! You're just about too big for your
britches, I think!"
I lifted up the bottom of my dress and looked at my bloomers. They
weren't too tight!
During supper Walker and Clyde asked questions and questions. Clyde
said he'd like to know everything that had happened in Drake Eye
Springs while he was off in the army.
"There's not been much going on," Papa told him, "except my
knock-down-drag-out fight with Ward and the store burning. Then the
kidnapping! And we've already told you how bad all that was. 'Course
the fight and losing the store was nothing compared with that ordeal
last week. Me and Nannie aged ten years apiece Saturday night while the
baby was gone."
"I can imagine."
"Yeah, what a time! Every soul in the settlement came, trying to help,
all night long. The women, in the house with Nannie, crying and
praying! The men, out in the woods with me, searching and cussing!
Reckon I ought not say it that way. We was praying, too. But we was all
disgusted with ourselves for letting a snake like Ward live among us."
"Papa, what was Ward wanting so much money for?"
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