United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Villages -- Fiction
"And as if that wasn't enough, there's talk of Sam Ellis's selling the
hotel and going out of business. It seems since the two boys and the
girl came back from college they've talked nothing but temperance and
prohibition. Not that they are a mite ashamed of Sam. But not one of
them will step into the hotel for love or money. And Sam's beginning
to think as they do, seems like. For they say he was awful mad when he
heard about Jim Tumley getting so full he was sick. Sam was out that
afternoon and he says Curley Watson, his barkeeper, is a danged
chucklehead. And that ain't all. They're saying that Sam told George
Hoskins to let up on the drinks the other night, that maybe he could
stand it but other men couldn't. And Sam the hotel keeper, mind you!
Of course Sam is well off but still the men haven't got over it yet.
They say you could have heard a pin drop and that George stood with his
mouth open for five full minutes.
"Somebody told John Gans that there was going to be another barber shop
in town and so he's excited. And Mr. Pelly and Mrs. Dudley had their
first fight this year over their chickens. Mr. Pelly swears she lets
them out a-purpose before he's awake in the morning and Mrs. Dudley
says that if he don't mend his fence and hurts a feather of a single
one of her animals she'll have him before Judge Hewitt.
"Of course, Marion Travers is spending every cent of her husband's
salary on new clothes, trying to get in with the South End crowd. And
Sam Bobbins has given up trying to raise violets to make a sudden
fortune. He's changed his mind and gone to raising mushrooms down in
his cellar. Simpson's gray horse is dead, the lame one, and one of the
White twins cut his head pretty bad on a toy engine and Benny Smith's
wife is giving strawberry sets away. Jessups are all out of tomato
plants and onion sets and won't get any more, but Dick has them,
besides a real tasty looking lot of garden seed. Ella Higgins actually
found that Dick had two kinds of flower seed that she'd never grown or
heard of.
"Mrs. Rosenwinkle's full of rheumatism with all joints swelled and says
the world is coming to a terrible end. I guess she figures though that
she and those two grandchildren of hern will be about all that's left
after the thing blows over. My land, ain't some folks ignorant!
And--what was I going to say--oh, yes, of course Robinson ain't
expected to live--and well--what _was_ it I was going to say--something
that begins with a c--good land, there's the 6:10 and I bet John's on
it. He never misses his train twice in a year's time. Get out of
here, children. You know your father wants to see you all at home when
he gets there."
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