H.M.I.: Some Passages in the Life of One of H.M. Inspectors of SchoolsSneyd-Kynnersley, E. M. (Edmund McKenzie)
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H.M.I.: Some Passages in the Life of One of H.M. Inspectors of Schools
Sneyd-Kynnersley, E. M. (Edmund McKenzie)
Education -- Great Britain; School management and organization -- Great Britain
“Good men, and true!” said the Rural Dean, turning over in his hands a
bundle of the Oxford postcards. I was turning over in my mind the men
to whom I had just bidden farewell. One puzzled me:
“Who was the big man with gold spectacles, sitting next O’Brien; hardly
spoke a word all the time?” I asked.
“Gold spectacles? Oh, old Weights of Slobury; most worthy, but not
lively. There is a story of him. It is said that when the new railway
was being made through his parish, he one day paid a pastoral visit to
the navvies’ huts; and having gained admission to one hut, he talked
and read till the master grew weary, and suggested that it was about
tea-time. Weights took the hint, and his leave. As he closed the door,
the man pointed compassionately over his shoulder at the ponderously
retreating figure, and muttered:
“‘Theer goos a good navvy--_spiled_.’”
“But here, Inspector,” he continued, “here is a postcard that will suit
you. You were at Balliol, were you not?”
He gave it to me, and it may be anglicised thus:
A traveller in Central Africa was surprised and carried off by hostile
natives, who brought him before their chief. A drum-head court-martial
was held, and sentence of death was speedily passed. But while the
executioner was making the necessary preparations, the tribe were
ransacking his baggage, and one of them with a shout of joy held up an
Oxford blazer of the Balliol pattern. The chief saw it, and his grim
features relaxed. In excellent English he said--
“Were you at Balliol? So was I: you may go. Good old Jowett!” (_Abi in
pacem: Jowettii, et nostrum, haud immemor._)
CHAPTER XIII
CHESHIRE
“Then there is the County Palatine.”
_Merchant of Venice._
Three profitable years I spent in Norfolk, learning my business,
and I became weary of exile. When on my appointment I received my
instructions from the Secretary, he said that, looking to my experience
gained as Inspector of Returns, it was not necessary that I should
serve any further apprenticeship: I “need not take up my headquarters
in Norfolk.” This in official language meant that as soon as possible
I should be given a district of my own; and in my ignorance of
official life I took no thought for the morrow. But, as my third year
of expatriation began to draw to a close, it occurred to me that the
Secretary was not personally interested in me, and that in the Civil
Service, as elsewhere, a man who wants promotion must see that he gets
it.
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