However, by taking one step to the north and another to the southwest,
he found himself close enough. A short but painful walk, with his boots
in his hand, brought him to his destination. He had a moment's
hesitation about making a first call at the castle in his stockinged
feet, but consoled himself with the thought that in life-and-death
matters one cannot bother about little points of etiquette, and that,
anyhow, the giant would not be able to see them. Then, donning the magic
cloak, and with the magic sword in his hand, he entered the castle
gates. For an instant his heart seemed to stop beating, but the thought
of the Princess gave him new courage....
The Giant was sitting in front of the fire, his great spiked club
between his knees. At Charming's entry he turned round, gave a start of
surprise, bent forward eagerly a moment, and then leant back chuckling.
Like most over-grown men he was naturally kind-hearted and had a simple
humour, but he could be stubborn when he liked. The original affair of
the tortoise seems to have shown him both at his best and at his worst.
"Why do you walk like that?" he said pleasantly to Charming. "The baby
is not asleep."
Charming stopped short.
"You see me?" he cried furiously.
"Of course I do! Really, you mustn't expect to come into a house without
anything on your feet and not be a little noticeable. Even in a crowd I
should have picked you out."
"That miserable dwarf," said Charming savagely, "swore solemnly to me
that beneath this cloak I was invisible to the eyes of my enemies!"
"But then we aren't enemies," smiled the Giant sweetly. "I like you
immensely. There's something about you--directly you came in.... I think
it must be love at first sight."
"So _that's_ how he tricked me!"
"Oh no, it wasn't really like that. The fact is you are invisible
_beneath_ that cloak, only--you'll excuse my pointing it out--there are
such funny bits of you that aren't beneath the cloak. You've no idea how
odd you look; just a head and two legs, and a couple of arms....
Waists," he murmured to himself, "are not being worn this year."
But Charming had had enough of talk. Griping his sword firmly, he threw
aside his useless cloak, dashed forward, and with a beautiful lunge
pricked his enemy in the ankle.
"Victory!" he cried, waving his magic sword above his head. "Thus is
Beauty's brother delivered!"
The Giant stared at him for a full minute. Then he put his hands to his
sides and fell back shaking in his chair.
"Her brother!" he roared. "Well, of all the--Her _brother!_" He rolled
on the floor in a paroxysm of mirth. "Her brother! Oh you--You'll kill
me! Her b-b-b-b-brother! Her b-b-b-b--her b-b-b--her b-b----"
The world suddenly seemed very cold to Charming. He turned the ring on
his finger.
"Well?" said the Dwarf.
"I want," said Charming curtly, "to be back at home, riding through the
streets on my cream palfrey, amidst the cheers of the populace.... At
once."
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