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‘With the usual exception, ma’am,’ said Bitzer, trying back, ‘of an
individual.’
‘Ah—h!’ Mrs. Sparsit repeated the ejaculation, the shake of the head
over her tea-cup, and the long gulp, as taking up the conversation again
at the point where it had been interrupted.
‘An individual, ma’am,’ said Bitzer, ‘has never been what he ought to
have been, since he first came into the place. He is a dissipated,
extravagant idler. He is not worth his salt, ma’am. He wouldn’t get it
either, if he hadn’t a friend and relation at court, ma’am!’
‘Ah—h!’ said Mrs. Sparsit, with another melancholy shake of her head.
‘I only hope, ma’am,’ pursued Bitzer, ‘that his friend and relation may
not supply him with the means of carrying on. Otherwise, ma’am, we know
out of whose pocket _that_ money comes.’
‘Ah—h!’ sighed Mrs. Sparsit again, with another melancholy shake of her
head.
‘He is to be pitied, ma’am. The last party I have alluded to, is to be
pitied, ma’am,’ said Bitzer.
‘Yes, Bitzer,’ said Mrs. Sparsit. ‘I have always pitied the delusion,
always.’
‘As to an individual, ma’am,’ said Bitzer, dropping his voice and drawing
nearer, ‘he is as improvident as any of the people in this town. And you
know what _their_ improvidence is, ma’am. No one could wish to know it
better than a lady of your eminence does.’
‘They would do well,’ returned Mrs. Sparsit, ‘to take example by you,
Bitzer.’
‘Thank you, ma’am. But, since you do refer to me, now look at me, ma’am.
I have put by a little, ma’am, already. That gratuity which I receive at
Christmas, ma’am: I never touch it. I don’t even go the length of my
wages, though they’re not high, ma’am. Why can’t they do as I have done,
ma’am? What one person can do, another can do.’
This, again, was among the fictions of Coketown. Any capitalist there,
who had made sixty thousand pounds out of sixpence, always professed to
wonder why the sixty thousand nearest Hands didn’t each make sixty
thousand pounds out of sixpence, and more or less reproached them every
one for not accomplishing the little feat. What I did you can do. Why
don’t you go and do it?
‘As to their wanting recreations, ma’am,’ said Bitzer, ‘it’s stuff and
nonsense. _I_ don’t want recreations. I never did, and I never shall; I
don’t like ’em. As to their combining together; there are many of them,
I have no doubt, that by watching and informing upon one another could
earn a trifle now and then, whether in money or good will, and improve
their livelihood. Then, why don’t they improve it, ma’am! It’s the
first consideration of a rational creature, and it’s what they pretend to
want.’
‘Pretend indeed!’ said Mrs. Sparsit.
‘I am sure we are constantly hearing, ma’am, till it becomes quite
nauseous, concerning their wives and families,’ said Bitzer. ‘Why look
at me, ma’am! I don’t want a wife and family. Why should they?’
‘Because they are improvident,’ said Mrs. Sparsit.
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