X.--When night comes on, no matter how early in the morning you may have got up, remember not to get sleepy. The best part of the Fourth of July, after all, is in the sky-rockets and roman-candles and pin-wheels. XI.--Do not under any circumstances set off sissers in the palm of your hand. The writer did that once, and he has really never enjoyed the Fourth of July since. XII.--And, finally, don't forget that you are an American who will some day be a man or woman, and try to do things on the Fourth which, when you get to be a man or a woman, will make you proud of the day, yourself, and your country. This hint is, after all, the most important one of all, and if you will ask your uncles or your aunts or your dear old grandmothers to tell you all about it--the day, how it came to be, and what it means--_now_, a week or two before the day dawns, you will enjoy it all the more, and will be happy to think that you live in the land which is the only one that celebrates "the glorious Fourth." * * * * * GOING OFF. "Papa, where are we going this summer?" "I don't know, Willie. Off somewhere." "Off, eh?" said Willie. "Like fire-crackers?" * * * * * A MAGNIFICENT LAP. "I wish my daddy was a centiped," said Jack. "If he had a hundred legs, what a splendid lap I'd have to sit on! Most an acre, I guess." * * * * * WALLIE'S VIEW OF IT. "I guess that bird wishes he knew how to swim," said Wallie. "He's gone and built a nest in our roof gutters, and if he can't swim he's got to travel or get drownded." * * * * * A NEW IDEA. "George Washington must have been a awful tired man," said Jack. "Tired? Why?" asked his father. "It says here he couldn't lie," said Jack, referring to his book. "When I'm tired I can lie down." End of Project Gutenberg's Harper's Round Table, June 23, 1896, by Various