Heimweh; The siren; The loaded gun; Liebereich; "Iupiter Tonans;" "Sis;" Thor's emerald; GuileLong, John Luther
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Heimweh; The siren; The loaded gun; Liebereich; "Iupiter Tonans;" "Sis;" Thor's emerald; Guile
Long, John Luther
American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American
“I saw her sink on the starboard side, sir, and I saw her rise on the
port side, sir,” said Nicht, doggedly. “She is a magical ship.”
“Nicht, let me tell you a little secret,” said the admiral, with a
laugh, “when a ship sinks she sinks, and there’s an end to her—magic or
no magic. The devil himself could not raise her again—let alone herself.
But you would have me believe that you have seen this miracle. Well, go
forward and tell in the fo’castle, no one is there!”
“Well, sir, you’ll see, sir,” said Weiss Nicht. “If I were you, I would
fly from that craft. There is some magic there. Excellency, I believe it
was none of our own gunners who clipped off the figurehead—I don’t see
how they could—but that magic thing.”
“Aha, ha, ha!” laughed Ruhet. “How, Nicht? Did she fire herself at us?
That’s as easy as sinking herself and rising again. And let me tell you
another little secret, Nicht. No cannon can be fired without smoke. And
we have seen no smoke from her—even if she were big enough to carry a
gun that would reach us. Why, Nicht, look at that gun there. With that
on the deck with the toy she could not float a minute. Nicht—Nicht—poor
chap—you must report to the doctor at once, aha, ha, ha!”
Nicht, much hurt, left the deck, and Ruhet laughed until the tears ran
down his face.
But he stopped suddenly at last, for the ship trembled for an instant,
and then it was known that the rudder post had been clipped away. And
Weiswasser had gone with it.
Out on the water the little boat sat as placidly as a swan.
This was so serious that Ruhet would have stormed at the gunners. But he
remembered that none of his guns had been fired. Besides, he had no
time. Another piece was clipped from the bow. Then, as quickly, another
from the stern.
The ship now began to roll backward and forward, like a rocking-horse.
Out on the sea, apparently from the little craft, came the voice, so
much greater than she: “Aha, ha, ha! Aha, ha, ha! Tonans ahoy! When you
have had enough say so, and we’ll stop! Otherwise we’ll chop you into
kindling.”
“Well, by my mother’s carpet slipper!” cried Ruhet, “it can’t be any one
on this ship!”
He looked skyward, then over the side, then off at the innocent toy.
Nothing seemed to account for it.
Nicht Wahr left the useless wheel and came forward.
“Nicht Wahr,” whispered Ruhet, “Nicht thinks that toy has had something
to do with this magic.”
“Sire, I told you—”
“Wahr, you’re a liar,” said the bluff Ruhet, wrathfully. “You didn’t
know anything to tell me. You were never in Byzantium in your dinked
life! You said you would get it for me. Well, why don’t you do so
instead of letting it get us—a little at a time? Now let me see if you
are good for anything. I no longer want it. Destroy it. And quickly.
Don’t be too polite. Shoot to kill—or, at least, to make holes. Push the
Tonans right up on her—so that you won’t miss her!”
VI
WHO BROKE RUHET’S LEG?
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