I _did_ know the old song; I had heard it in a Western camp-meeting,
when scarcely older than Budge, and it left upon my mind just the
effect it seemed to have done on his. I blessed his sympathetic young
heart, and snatched him into my arms. Instantly, he became all boy
again.
“Uncle Harry,” he shouted, “you crawl on your hands and knees and play
you was a horse, and I’ll ride on your back.”
“No, thank you, Budge, not on the dirt.”
“Then let’s play menagerie, an’ you be all the animals.”
To this proposition I assented, and after hiding ourselves in one of
the retired angles of the house, so that no one could know who was
guilty of disturbing the peace by such dire noises, the performance
commenced. I was by turns a bear, a lion, a zebra, an elephant, dogs
of various kinds, and a cat. As I personated the latter named animal,
Toddie echoed my voice.
“Miauw! Miauw!” said he, “dat’s what cats saysh when they goesh down
wells.”
“Faith, an’ it’s him that knows,” remarked Mike, who had invited
himself to a free seat in the menagerie, and assisted in the applause
which had greeted each personation. “Would ye belave it, Misther Harry,
dhat young dhivil got out the front door one mornin’ afore sunroise,
all in his little noight-gown, an’ wint over to dhe docthor’s an’
picked up a kitten lyin’ on dhe kitchen door-mat, an’ throwed it down
dhe well. Dhe docthor wasn’t home, but dhe missis saw him, an’ her
heart was dhat tindher dhat she hurried out and throwed boords down for
dhe poor little baste to stand on, an’ let down a hoe on a sthring,
an’ whin she got dhe poor little dhing out, she was dhat faint dhat
she dhrapped on dhe grass. An’ it cost Mr. Lawrence nigh onto thirty
dollars to have the docthor’s well claned out.”
“Yes,” said Toddie, who had listened carefully to Mike’s recital,
“An’ kitty-kitty said, ‘Miauw! Miauw!’ when she goed down ze well.
An’ Mish Doctor sed, ‘Bad boy—go home—don’t never turn to my housh
no more,’—dat’s what she said to me. Now be some more animals, Ocken
Hawwy. Can’t you be a whay-al?”
“Whales don’t make a noise, Toddie; they only splash about in the
water.”
“Zen grop in ze cistern an’ ’plash, can’t you?”
* * * * *
Lunch-time, and after it the time for Toddie to take his nap. Poor
Budge was bereft of a playmate, for the doctor’s little girl was sick;
so he quietly followed me about with a wistful face, that almost
persuaded me to take him with me on my drive—_our_ drive. Had he
grumbled, I would have felt less uncomfortable; but there’s nothing so
touching and overpowering to either gods or men, as the spectacle of
mute resignation. At last, to my great relief, he opened his mouth.
“Uncle Harry,” said he, “do you s’pose folks ever get lonesome in
heaven?”
“I guess not, Budge.”
“Do little boy angels’ papas an’ mammas go off visitin’, an’ stay ever
so long?”
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