Hey Rub-a-dub-dub: A Book of the Mystery and Wonder and Terror of LifeDreiser, Theodore
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Hey Rub-a-dub-dub: A Book of the Mystery and Wonder and Terror of Life
Dreiser, Theodore
American essays -- 20th century
religious and ethical abstrusities for which they care little and of
which they understand less.
Such might be called the pathology of the genus financier, not only in
America, but everywhere.
In regard to our American specimens it is more or less anachronistic to
speak of them as purely American in character, although, in a way, they
are. The organizing and financial type of mind--American, European or
any other--is really little different from that of all preceding
countries and ages. Yet financial manipulation, in the extended modern
sense, is comparatively new. It dates from the industrial revolution in
England in the eighteenth century. There was a time when the organizing
type of mind, comparable to our modern examples, was engaged in other
things: money-lending and exchange principally. The machinery for
finance in the modern sense was lacking. You might have found a J. P.
Morgan, a J. D. Rockefeller, or a Russell Sage as Keeper of the
Exchequer and Supervisor of the Grain Stores of, say, Egypt or Assyria,
or Adviser to the King, whether he ruled in Babylon, Persia or
elsewhere. One cannot help thinking what an excellent type of Keeper of
the Exchequer, Vizier or High Priest our own John D. Rockefeller would
have made. The robes! The sanctity!
As we come forward in history to the end of the Roman Empire and the
beginning of that mental darkness known as the Middle Ages, when all
intelligence, financial and other, seems to have been completely swept
away, we find the purely financial and organizing type but slowly
developing. Joseph (he of the coat of many colors), fabled Crœsus, who
ruled in Asia Minor, and Lepidus and Mæcenas, friends of triumvirs,
emperors and poets, are excellent examples of the ancient financial
type. Their like is not to be found until after the revival of banking
and trade in the fifteenth century. And if you look back you will see
that to-day, in another way, we have been repeating in Wall Street (or
were until a few years ago), the type of man who occasionally sat as
Emperor over all the Romans. If you are inclined to doubt this you
might, if the opportunity offered, examine the collection of portrait
busts of Roman Emperors of the highly executive and financial type
(Hadrian, Trajanus, Titus, Caracalla and the rest) in the Vatican, the
Musee del la Terme and the British Museum. Hadrian, for instance, was as
much like the late Commodore Vanderbilt, side whiskers and all, as one
man might be to another; and Trajanus greatly resembled the late Mark
Hanna, whose name somehow suggests that of a Roman. Any one of ten or
fifteen portrait busts of ancient Roman Emperors might almost be
mistaken for Armour, Morgan, Gould, Sage, Crocker, Stanford, Hearst. For
example, compare Russell Sage to Julius Cæsar; or Wm. H. Vanderbilt to
Augustus Cæsar. Indeed, if you were to examine some of the major
operations of the successful Roman Emperors you would find that their
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