High society : $b Advice as to social campaigning, and hints on the management of dowagers, dinners, debutantes, dances, and the thousand and one diversions of persons of qualityChappell, George S. (George Shepard)
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High society : $b Advice as to social campaigning, and hints on the management of dowagers, dinners, debutantes, dances, and the thousand and one diversions of persons of quality
Chappell, George S. (George Shepard)
American wit and humor; Caricatures and cartoons -- England; English wit and humor, Pictorial
“One of the most adorable things in an adorable world,” said the dainty
danseuse, “is the country. The lowing kine, the bleating lambs, the
bosky dells, all within season-ticket distance. It is my dream. I
constantly see myself as a shepherdess, strolling through the meadows,
whispering my little secrets to the bees and birds.”
THE FLORAL TRIBUTE
“How can I express my love of flowers except by saying that I adore
them?” questioned the exquisite Angeline. “They are, with me, a passion,
and, do you know, I can gauge a man’s devotion by the way he sends me
flowers. If he spends more than his salary--he loves me. If he spends
_only_ his salary, I know that he is cold.”
[Illustration]
ANGELINE’S ADORABLE ADIEU
It was with real regret that our interviewer rose to take his leave of
the dancing idol. The great diva, reclining on the great divan, had
given us such a charming close-up of her soul that, for a moment, we
felt specially privileged. And then, a fatal moment! we noted, behind
the arras, and protruding beyond the lower right-hand cushion, a smartly
shod male foot--a well-rounded male knee, and we realized instinctively
that others beside ourselves had found Mlle. Etoille--adorable.
[Illustration]
Transcriber’s Notes
The chapter titles do not always occur at the top of the respective
chapters.
Inconsistencies in spelling, lay-out, use of accents, etc. have been
retained; only some minor obvious typographical errors have been
corrected silently. Errors in non-English words have not been
corrected.
End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of High Society, by
Dorothy Parker and George Shepard Chappell and Frank Crowninshield
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