Poodle was already sliding down the thatch, and crawling after the
thugs and their victim. In the thick bank of weeds at the edge of
the woods, he nestled comfortably, and grinned as he thought how
horribly fooled were the five thugs there, who were tying up Hike
so securely. They were talking quietly, taking it for granted that
no one nearer than Washington had any idea what they were up to. In
the light of the lanterns they carried, Poodle could see them pass a
heavy line about Hike many times, fastening him to a fir of prickly,
uncomfortable bark, which would scratch Hike every time he moved.
Hike’s feet were left in thick mud; and away from him stretched pools
thick with mosquitoes. Even Poodle, with his hands free to brush them
away, was terribly annoyed by these pests, as he crouched and waited;
and when he thought of Hike, trying to drive them off, with his hands
tight bound, and his skin scratched by the bark every time he moved,
gentle Poodle wanted very much to kill the whole bunch.
The thugs filed away, talking (Poodle could hear them) of whether
“The Boss”—probably P. J. Jolls—would leave Hike there to die, or
release him. “He’ll never sign that letter, that’s sure,” said Bat.
“Well, he might ’a’ done it if it hadn’t been for your blankety blank
butting in,” snarled Snafflin. Poodle saw Bat stop, calmly raise a
lantern, and look at Snafflin, till those vicious, yellowed eyes were
turned away.
Then Poodle slipped into the muddy edge of the marsh; hastily crawled
through to Hike, and whistled low, adding “Shhhh!” He pulled out
his little penknife, and hacked away at the bonds, with Hike busily
pulling at the cord as it frayed through. So at last Hike stood
free, beside the thorny-barked fir. For a moment he staggered. Then
he abruptly sat down, in the wet brush. Poodle sat down beside him.
They shook hands; not saying a word as yet, and with one accord these
aviators, these meddlers with Army Boards and wealthy manufacturers,
burst softly into the highly grown-up and dignified Santa Benicia
Freshman Class song; written by that excellent young poet Mr. Poodle
Darby:
“We stung ’em, see? We stung ’em, see?
Oh, the Soph-o-mores are wild.
She tied the train to a jim-jam tree,
But we wept and chid the child.
We wept and chewed the chilled ice cream,
And oh, but she had a pain.
So we climbed in a team and we dreamed us a dream
She had untied the train.”
“H. G. Griffin,” remarked Poodle, “if you can’t find anything better
to do at this crisis than to sing things like that, I think you’d
better just jolly well get tied up again. There’s Jack Adeler and two
sojers over across the clearing waiting for the General’s signal, and
General Thorne is lying on top of the cabin, getting his trousers all
nice and dirty with thatch, and saying ‘O cuss! O trunions!’ every
time he slaps a mosquito. And here you beat it into this very nasty
swamp to study nature.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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