History of Friedrich II of Prussia — Volume 05Carlyle, Thomas
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History of Friedrich II of Prussia — Volume 05
Carlyle, Thomas
Frederick II, King of Prussia, 1712-1786; Prussia (Germany) -- History -- Frederick II, 1740-1786; Social problems
This is a very strange part of Friedrich Wilhelm's history; and has
caused much wonder in the world: Wilhelmina's Book rather aggravating
than assuaging that feeling, on the part of intelligent readers. A Book
written long afterwards, from her recollections, from her own oblique
point of view; in a beautifully shrill humor; running, not unnaturally,
into confused exaggerations and distortions of all kinds. Not
mendaciously written anywhere, yet erroneously everywhere. Wilhelmina
had no knowledge of the magical machinery that was at work: she
vaguely suspects Grumkow and Seckendorf; but does not guess, in the mad
explosions of Papa, that two devils have got into Papa, and are
doing the mischief. Trusting to memory alone, she misdates, mistakes,
misplaces; jumbles all things topsy-turvy;--giving, on the whole, an
image of affairs which is altogether oblique, dislocated, exaggerative;
and which, in fine, proves unintelligible, if you try to construe it
into a fact or thing DONE. Yet her Human Narrative, in that wide waste
of merely Pedant Maunderings, is of great worth to us. A green tree,
a leafy grove, better or worse, in the wilderness of dead bones and
sand,--how welcome! Many other Books have been written on the matter;
but these to my experience, only darken it more and more. Pull
Wilhelmina STRAIGHT, the best you can; deduct a twenty-five or sometimes
even a seventy-five per cent, from the exaggerative portions of her
statement; you will find her always true, lucid, charmingly human;
and by far the best authority on this part of her Brother's History.
State-Papers to some extent have also been printed on the matter; and
of written State-Papers, here in England and elsewhere, this Editor has,
had several hundred-weights distilled for him: but except as lights hung
out over Wilhelmina, nothing yet known, of published or manuscript, can
be regarded as good for much.
O Heavens, had one but seven-league boots, to get across that
inane country,--a bottomless whirlpool of dust and cobwebs in many
places;--where, at any rate, we had so little to do! Elucidating,
rectifying, painfully contrasting, comparing, let us try to work
out some conceivable picture of this strange Imperial MUCH ADO ABOUT
NOTHING; and get our unfortunate Crown-Prince, and our unfortunate
selves, alive through it.
Chapter VII. -- TOBACCO-PARLIAMENT.
In these distressing junctures, it may cheer the reader's spirits, and
will tend to explain for him what is coming, if we glance a little into
the Friedrich-Wilhelm TABAGIE (TABAKS-COLLEGIUM or Smoking College),
more worthy to be called Tobacco-Parliament, of which there have already
been incidental notices. Far too remarkable an Institution of the
country to be overlooked by us here.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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