"What's eating you? Why are you so late?" demanded Curley, approaching. "You needn't say--I know." "Foller my wake an' you'll see a dead cow," cried Salem. "Deader'n dead, too! Shot in th' starboard--no, was it starboard? Now, d----d if I know--reckon it was in th' port eye, though I didn't see no port light; aye, 'twas in th' port--" "What in h--l do I care what eye it was!" shouted Curley. "Where is it?" "Eight knots astern. Shot in th' port eye, an', as I said, deader'n dead. Flew our flag, too." Curley, believing that the cook had seen what he claimed, wheeled abruptly and galloped away to report it to Meeker. "Hey! Ain't you going to _see_ it?" yelled Salem, and as he received no reply, turned to his team. "Come on, weigh anchor! Think I want to lay out here all night? 'A-sailing out of Salem town,--'" he began, and then stopped short and thought. "I _knowed_ it!--it _was_ th' port eye! Same side th' flag was on!" he exclaimed, triumphantly. CHAPTER XVI THE FEINT On the boundary line alert and eager punchers rode at a canter to and fro, watching the herds to the south of them, and quick to turn back all that strayed across the line. Just east of the middle point of the boundary Red and Johnny met and compared notes, and both reported the same state of affairs, which was that the cattle came constantly nearer. Johnny removed his field glasses from his eyes. "There's punchers with that herd, Red. Three of 'em." "I reckoned so." "Wonder what they think they're going to do?" "We'll know purty soon." "They're coming this way." "If you had th' brains of a calf you'd know they wouldn't go south." "Think they're going to rush us?" Johnny asked, eagerly. "No; course not!" retorted Red. "They're going to make 'em stand on their heads!" Johnny began to hum-- Joyous Joe got a juniper jag, A-jogging out of Jaytown; Joyous Joe got a juniper jag-- "We'll show that prickly pear from Montanny some fine points." "Now, look here, Kid; don't you let 'em get a cow across th' line. Shoot every one, but keep yore eyes on th' gang." "'Joyous Joe got a juniper jag,--' Come on, you half-breeds!" "Wonder where Hopalong is?" Red asked. "Up on th' Peak, I reckon. _Hey_, Billy!" he yelled. "Here comes Billy, Red." "I guessed as much when you yelled; if you don't yell away from my ear next time I'll kick yore pants over yore hat. D----d idiot, you!" "Hullo, Billy," cried Johnny, ignoring Red's remarks. "Just in time for th' pie. Where's Hopalong?" "In th' hills." "You get along an' tell him what's doing out here," ordered Red. "Go lively!" "Reckon I'd better stay an' give you a hand; you'll need it before long," Billy replied. "You know what Hopalong said, don't you?" blazed Red. "What do you think me an' th' Kid are made of, anyhow? You go on, an' quick!" "Send Johnny," Billy suggested, hopefully. "Why, you coyote!" cried Johnny, excitedly. "Th' idea! You go on!"