Household Words, No. 11, June 8, 1850 : $b A weekly journal
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Household Words, No. 11, June 8, 1850 : $b A weekly journal
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‘Our travellers were conducted into the principal room of this elegant
establishment, where they found, seated round a boiling tea-urn, three
merchants,—one grey-haired, one red-haired, and one dark-haired. Each of
these was armed with a steaming tumbler; each of them sipped, smacked
his lips, stroked his beard and sipped again the fragrant beverage.
‘The red-haired man was saying:—’
“I made, last summer, a splendid bargain: I had bought from a company of
Samara-Tartars, some five hundred bags of prime quality, and had at the
same time a similar quantity, which I purchased from a nobleman who was
in want of money, but such dreadful stuff it was, that if it had not
been for the very low price, I would never have thought of looking at
it. What did I do? I mixed these two cargoes, and sold the whole lot to
a brandy-contractor at Ribna, for prime quality.”
“It was a clever speculation,” remarked the dark-haired.
“A commercial trick!” added the grey-haired.
‘Whilst this conversation was proceeding, Vassily Ivanovitsch and Ivan
Vassilievitsch had taken seats at a separate little table; they had
ordered their tea, and were listening to what the three merchants were
saying.
‘A poor looking fellow came in and took from his breast-pocket an
incredibly dirty sheet of paper, in which were wrapped up bank-notes and
some gold, and handed it over to the grey-haired merchant, who, having
counted them over, said:’
“Five thousand, two hundred and seventeen roubles. Is it right?”
“Quite right, Sir.”
“It shall be delivered according to your wish.”
‘Ivan asked why the sender had not taken a receipt?
‘The red and dark-haired merchants burst out laughing; the grey-haired
got into a passion.’
“A receipt!” he cried out furiously, “a receipt! I would have broken his
jaw with his own money had he dared to ask me for a receipt. I have been
a merchant now more than fifty years, and I have never yet been insulted
by being asked to give a receipt.”
“You see, Sir,” said the red-haired merchant, “it is only with noblemen
that such things as receipts and bills of exchange exist. We commercial
people do not make use of them. Our simple word suffices. We have no
time to spare for writing. For instance, Sir: here is Sidor
Avdeievitsch, who has millions of roubles in his trade, and his whole
writing consists of a few scraps of paper, for memory’s sake, Sir.”
“I don’t understand that,” interrupted Ivan Vassilievitsch.
“How could you, Sir? It is mere commercial business, without plan or
_façade_. We ourselves learn it from our childhood: first as
errand-boys, then as clerks, till we become partners in the business. I
confess it is hard work.”
Upon this text Ivan preaches a ‘Young Russia discourse.’
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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