Household words, No. 17, July 20, 1850 : $b A weekly journal
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Household words, No. 17, July 20, 1850 : $b A weekly journal
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Here Monsieur and Madame A. performed the part of _Père et Mère_, met
the bridal party, carrying the black bread and salt which is always
given on such occasions. This was, with some words—a blessing, of
course—waved over the heads of the newly married couple, who were on
their knees kissing most vehemently the feet of their _Père et Mère_.
After this ceremony, which means “May you never want the good here
offered you,” they arose, and again the kissing mania came upon the
whole party with greater vehemence than ever. Nothing was heard for some
time but the sound of lips; at length a calm came, and with it
champagne, in which every one of them drank “Long life and happiness to
the newly-wed pair,” all striking their glasses till I thought there
would be a universal smash, so violently were they carried away by their
enthusiasm; then came chocolate, and lastly fruit.
As soon as the feasting was over, the dancing commenced with a
Polonaise; the steward, a great man in the house, leading off the bride,
who by this time had forgotten all her sorrows. About twenty couple
followed, and away they went, through one room, out at another, until
they had made the whole circuit of the apartments.
We left them at half-past eleven, but they kept up the fun till five in
the morning, when they conducted the happy pair to their dwelling.
Upon my expressing pity for the bride, and also my astonishment why she
married a man who appeared so very repugnant to her, I learnt that she
would not be considered either a good wife or a good woman unless she
was led to the altar in a shower-bath of tears; in fact, in Russia, the
more tears a woman sheds, the better her husband likes her!
A NEW JOINT-STOCK PANDEMONIUM COMPANY.
Gaming without risk, certainty in chance, Fortune showering her favours
out of the dice-box, are promised by the promoters of a New Joint-Stock
Company just set on foot in Paris, the prospectus of which now lies
before us. This is nothing less than a society for the propagation of
gambling in San Francisco; “capital, one hundred and fifty thousand
francs, in three hundred shares of five hundred francs each,
provisionally registered on May 10, 1850. Chief Office, No. 17, Rue
Vivienne.”
The promoters of this precious CERCLE DE SAN FRANCISCO declare that
certainty will be the issue of this notable scheme, the essence of which
is hazard. “There never was,” they say, “an enterprise more sure of
gain. Three years, with twelve dividends, paid once a quarter, will
produce enormous results. These have been accurately tested by the most
conscientious (?) calculations, based on the produce of the German
gaming-houses, and we have ascertained that each share of five hundred
francs will yield an annual dividend of three thousand francs over and
above interest at six per cent!”
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