Household words, No. 26, September 21, 1850 : $b A weekly journal
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Household words, No. 26, September 21, 1850 : $b A weekly journal
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The son readily undertook the delicate commission proposed to him.
He detached the fragments from the stocking with the utmost care, on
the fine point of a penknife; laid the whole gently in a basin of
warm water; and presently saw them, to his delight, begin to unfold
and expand like flowers. By and by, he began to “teaze them” with
very light touches of the ends of a camel’s-hair pencil, and so, by
little and little, and by the most delicate use of the warm water, the
camel’s-hair pencil, and the penknife, got the various morsels separate
before him, and began to piece them together. The first piece laid down
was faintly recognisable by a practised eye as a bit of the left-hand
bottom corner of a twenty pound note; then came a bit of a five; then
of a ten; then more bits of a twenty; then more bits of a five and ten;
then, another left-hand bottom corner of a twenty--so there were two
twenties!--and so on, until, to the admiration and astonishment of the
whole Bank, he noted down the exact amount deposited in the stocking,
and the exact notes of which it had been composed. Upon this--as
he wished to see and divert himself with the man on his return--he
provided himself with a bundle of corresponding new, clean, rustling
notes, and awaited his arrival.
He came exactly as before, with the same blank staring face, and the
same inquiry, “Can you do anything for me, Sir!”
“Well,” said our friend, “I don’t know. Maybe I _can_ do
something. But I have taken a great deal of pains, and lost a great
deal of time, and I want to know what you mean to give me!”
“Is it give, Sir? Thin, is there anything I wouldn’t give for my
eighty-sivin pound tin, Sir; and it’s murdered I am by ould Phillips.”
“Never mind him; there were two twenties, were there not?”
“Oh, holy mother, Sir, there was! Two most illigant twenties! and Ted
Conner--and Phalim--which Reilly--”
He faltered, and stopped as our friend, with much ostentatious
rustling of the crisp paper, produced a new twenty, and then the other
twenty, and then a ten, and then a five, and so forth. Meanwhile,
the man, occasionally murmuring an exclamation of surprise, or a
protestation of gratitude, but gradually becoming vague and remote in
the latter as the notes re-appeared, looked on, staring, evidently
inclined to believe that they were the real lost notes, reproduced in
that state by some chemical process. At last they were all told out,
and in his pocket, and he still stood staring and muttering, “Oh holy
Mother, only to think of it! Sir, it’s bound to you for ever that I
am!”--but more vaguely and remotely now than ever.
“Well,” said our friend, “what do you propose to give me for this?”
After staring and rubbing his chin for some time longer, he replied
with the unexpected question:
“Do you like bacon?”
“Very much,” said our friend.
“Thin it’s a side as I’ll bring your honor to-morrow morning, and a
bucket of new milk--and ould Phillips--”
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