Jewish fiction; Jews -- New York (State) -- New York -- Fiction; Lower East Side (New York, N.Y.) -- Fiction; Short stories
“Can you loan me your wash-boiler for the clothes?” she called.
Mrs. Pelz threw up the sash.
“The boiler? What’s the matter with yours again? Didn’t you tell
me you had it fixed already last week?”
“A black year on him, the robber, the way he fixed it! If you have
no luck in this world, then it’s better not to live. There I spent
out fifteen cents to stop up one hole, and it runs out another. How I
ate out my gall bargaining with him he should let it down to fifteen
cents! He wanted yet a quarter, the swindler. Gottuniu! My bitter heart
on him for every penny he took from me for nothing!”
“You got to watch all those swindlers, or they’ll steal the whites
out of your eyes,” admonished Mrs. Pelz. “You should have tried
out your boiler before you paid him. Wait a minute till I empty out my
dirty clothes in a pillow-case; then I’ll hand it to you.”
Mrs. Pelz returned with the boiler and tried to hand it across to
Hanneh Breineh, but the soap-box refrigerator on the window-sill was in
the way.
“You got to come in for the boiler yourself,” said Mrs. Pelz.
“Wait only till I tie my Sammy on to the high-chair he shouldn’t
fall on me again. He’s so wild that ropes won’t hold him.”
Hanneh Breineh tied the child in the chair, stuck a pacifier in his
mouth, and went in to her neighbor. As she took the boiler Mrs. Pelz
said:
“Do you know Mrs. Melker ordered fifty pounds of chicken for her
daughter’s wedding? And such grand chickens! Shining like gold! My
heart melted in me just looking at the flowing fatness of those
chickens.”
Hanneh Breineh smacked her thin, dry lips, a hungry gleam in her sunken
eyes.
“Fifty pounds!” she gasped. “It ain’t possible. How do you
know?”
“I heard her with my own ears. I saw them with my own eyes. And she
said she will chop up the chicken livers with onions and eggs for an
appetizer, and then she will buy twenty-five pounds of fish, and cook
it sweet and sour with raisins, and she said she will bake all her
shtrudels on pure chicken fat.”
“Some people work themselves up in the world,” sighed Hanneh
Breineh. “For them is America flowing with milk and honey. In Savel
Mrs. Melker used to get shriveled up from hunger. She and her children
used to live on potato-peelings and crusts of dry bread picked out
from the barrels; and in America she lives to eat chicken, and apple
shtrudels soaking in fat.”
“The world is a wheel always turning,” philosophized Mrs.
Pelz. “Those who were high go down low, and those who’ve been
low go up higher. Who will believe me here in America that in Poland
I was a cook in a banker’s house? I handled ducks and geese every
day. I used to bake coffee-cake with cream so thick you could cut it
with a knife.”
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