World War, 1914-1918 -- Personal narratives, Canadian
I looked round at my pupil and asked him if he meant No. 1 and 2 to
fire at half past ten, and numbers 3 and 4 at half past eleven. He
said, "Yes, sir. You gave your fire order 10:50 and 11:50." I then
had to explain to him that my order meant yards, not time, and that
his time scheme would give the enemy time to retreat to Berlin before
firing commenced.
Physical training or, as it is called in the army, P.T., is the first
thing that a soldier has to undergo to make him fit for the arduous
life of a soldier.
One of the soldiers who was at the "bull ring" was a rather stout block
of a man. His comrades called him "Shorty." He weighed over 200 pounds
and his flesh was very soft, and when at P.T. I heard him groan many
a time when he had to get down on his hands and feet, stretch himself
full length without allowing his chest to touch the ground, and then
raise himself up and down on his hands. Poor "Shorty" must have been in
physical torture, but we had to reduce him in flesh, and he was game.
When he had to lie flat on his back, and raise his feet into the air,
keeping his hands on the ground without moving the body, it was very
trying. It looked simple and it is simple, but when a man weighs over
200 pounds, raising the feet from the thighs upwards and keeping the
other portion of the body level on the ground is no sinecure. However,
"Shorty" stuck to it. Then we had races one day for money prizes.
Someone asked "Shorty" to enter the race. He said, "Yes, all right, I
will, if I can get the limit in your handicap." This was assented to,
and "Shorty" entered.
When the time for the race arrived, he came out on the track in his
canvas slippers and a pair of old khaki overalls. Everyone laughed at
the idea of "Shorty's" running in this race. Certainly his appearance
was against him as a sprint runner. I asked him how he fancied his
chances were in his heat, and he said, "Fine, sir, I can win easy." I
believed him, although others laughed uproariously.
When the heat was ready to be run, just as they were getting on their
marks, "Shorty" shouted out, "You fellows behind can get a good view of
me as I break the tape." "Rats, Rats," his fellow competitors shouted,
"get on your mark."
When they were all on their marks, the starter told them to get set.
"Shorty" got down in a very professional manner. He had made two small
toe holes in the ground, and with his body bent to the ground he was
all ready when the pistol went off. "Shorty" was away like a shot out
of a gun.
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