London (England) -- Fiction; Satire; Suffragists -- Fiction
The suffragette was always without inspirations in the cause of comfort.
She was a petty ascetic, and never thought personal well-being worth the
acquiring. Her body was an unfortunate detail attached to her; she
resented its demands, and took but little more care if it than she did
of the mustard-coloured portmanteau, another troublesome but
indispensable part of her equipment. She put her body and the
portmanteau each into a wicker chair in the train, and promptly forgot
how uncomfortable they both were.
(There is much fascination in the big world, but I think the most
wonderful thing in it is the passing of the little bubble worlds that
blow and burst in many colours around you and me every minute of our
lives. In a ’bus or at a ball, in a crowd around a fallen horse, meeting
for a moment as reader and writer of a book, or shoulder to shoulder in
church singing to a God we all look at with different eyes, these things
happen and will never happen exactly that way again. How I wondered at
the cut of your moustache, O stranger, how I wondered at the colour of
your tie.... But your little daughter with the thin straight legs and
the thin straight hair pressed to your side, her glorying face filled
with the light of novelty, and prayed that drive to heaven might never
cease. And next to you was the girl who had just discovered the man by
her side to be no saint, but a man. And he was trying by argument to
recover his sanctitude. “But strite now, Mibel, I never dremp you’d tike
it so ’ard. ’S only my bit of fun....” There was the man in khaki, next
to me, born an idler, brought up a grocer’s assistant, and latterly
shocked into becoming a hero.... There was the conductor, a man of
twisted humour, chanting the words of his calling in various keys
through the row of sixpences that he held between his lips, while the
little bell at his belt tolled the knell of one ticket after another....
A little oblong world glazed in, ready to my hand. But I got out at the
Bank, and the world went on to Hammersmith Broadway.... These things
are, and never shall be again. The finest thing about life is its lack
of repetition. I hate to hear that history repeats itself. My comfort is
that history is never word-perfect in so doing. Fate has always some new
joke up her sleeve. Sometimes the joke is not funny, but certainly it is
always new.)
There were two Eves and an Adam in the world which evolved from chaos
under the suffragette’s eyes, as the train moved out of Union station.
Also a dog. We are never told about Adam’s dog, but I am sure that he
had one, and that it wagged its tail at him as he awoke from being
created, and snapped at the serpent, and did its best to propitiate the
angel with the flaming sword.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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