London (England) -- Fiction; Satire; Suffragists -- Fiction
Albert, who, having gained his point, was once more comparatively
genial, prepared to bring the suffragette to his feet.
“I expect you are wudderig what is the dabe of the book I ab readig,” he
suggested to her as she stepped shakily from the buggy.
“No, I was not,” she replied gently. “I’m afraid science bores me.”
“Wha-t a lot you biss,” observed the child. “You probably spedd your
precious time id dancig, ad dressig yourself up, ad bakig berry. How
buch better——”
“Albert,” said his aunt, “this lady is tired and waiting to pass.”
“Yes, but I ab speaking to her.”
The suffragette smiled at him, and gave him her portmanteau to carry.
The earthquake at Union Town had shot the most lurid rumours into
Greyville. All the Park View servants had suddenly gone to church. The
whole village was enjoying an impromptu half-holiday. The triangular
village green, which held Greyville together and formed the pedestal of
the Court-house, echoed with news at every stage of exaggeration. One of
the mildest rumours was that Union Town had fallen into the sea. It was
said on the highest authority that the Devil had run along the streets,
throwing flames right and left. No actual news arrived, the sources of
news being wrecked, but towards evening all the Americans whose cars had
survived the ordeal suddenly invaded the hills, suffering from nerves
and a lack of luggage.
Miss Brown says she does not believe in doing a thing unless you do it
thoroughly. She says this as if it had never been said before; she
propounds it as one propounds a revolutionary theory. But unlike most
theory makers, she always translates such boasts into action. She
performed the feat of keeping a militant suffragette in bed for the rest
of that day.
The suffragette lay and imagined the gardener and the earthquake at
different stages of contact. She thought of him fighting to get out of a
falling house, and her eyes shone. She thought of him with his head
bound up, and wriggled where she lay. She thought of him unhurt, walking
with his usual gait as though he were marching to a band, and this
thought left her neutral. She never thought of him dead.
She never believed in death either as a punishment or a reward. She had
either lost the art of faith, or else she had never found it. She
pictured death as a blink of the eyes, as an altering of the facet
turned towards life, never as a miracle. She was the only person I ever
knew who honestly looked on death as unworthy of contemplation.
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