In a steamer chair, and other shipboard storiesBarr, Robert
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In a steamer chair, and other shipboard stories
Barr, Robert
Ocean travel -- Fiction; Sea stories; Short stories
The second day out she walked the deck with the captain, which, as
everybody knows, is a very great honour. She always had a crowd of men
around her, and apparently did not care the snap of her pretty fingers
whether a woman on board spoke to her or not. Her husband was one of
those slow-going, sterling men whom you meet now and again, with no
nonsense about him, and with a perfect trust in his young wife. He was
delighted to see her enjoying her voyage so well, and proud of the
universal court that was paid to her. It was quite evident to everybody
on board but himself that Mrs. Tremain was a born coquette, and the way
she could use those dark, languishing, Spanish-Mexican eyes of hers was
a lesson to flirts all the world over. It didn’t, apparently, so much
matter as long as her smiles were distributed pretty evenly over the
whole masculine portion of the ship. But by-and-by things began to
simmer down until the smiles were concentrated on the most utterly
objectionable man on board—Glendenning. She walked the deck with him,
she sat in cozy corners of the saloon with him, when there were not
many people there, and at night they placed their chairs in a little
corner of the deck where the electric light did not shine. One by one
the other admirers dropped off, and left her almost entirely to
Glendenning.
Of all those of us who were deserted by Mrs. Tremain none took it so
hard as young Howard of Brooklyn. I liked Howard, for he was so
palpably and irretrievably young, through no fault of his own, and so
thoroughly ashamed of it. He wished to be considered a man of the
world, and he had grave opinions on great questions, and his opinions
were ever so much more settled and firm than those of us older people.
Young Howard confided a good deal in me, and even went so far one time
as to ask if I thought he appeared very young, and if I would believe
he was really as old as he stated.
I told him frankly I had taken him to be a very much older man than
that, and the only thing about him I didn’t like was a certain cynicism
and knowledge of the world which didn’t look well in a man who ought to
be thinking about the serious things of life. After this young Howard
confided in me even more than before. He said that he didn’t care for
Mrs. Tremain in that sort of way at all. She was simply an innocent
child, with no knowledge of the world whatever, such as he and I
possessed. Her husband—and in this I quite agreed with him—had two bad
qualities: in the first place he was too easy going at the present, and
in the second place he was one of those quiet men who would do
something terrible if once he were aroused.
One day, as young Howard and I walked the deck together, he burst out
with this extraordinary sentiment—
“All women,” he said, “are canting hypocrites.”
“When a man says that,” I answered, “he means some particular woman.
What woman have you in your eye, Howard?”
“No, I mean _all_ women. All the women on board this boat, for
instance.”
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