Egypt -- Description and travel -- Humor; London (England) -- Description and travel -- Humor; Voyages and travels -- Humor
One afternoon we wandered into a market and a man tried to sell me a
camel. Wherever we go, if a man has something he doesn't want, he
tries to sell it to me, and sometimes he does it. But I refused to
take the camel. I did not see how I could fold it up and secrete it so
as to get it through the custom house.
Camels in the Cairo market are now steady, not literally speaking, but
as regards their value. A good terra cotta camel, 55 to 60 hands high
and broken to single-foot, will fetch as high as $150. The older
ones--spavined, hairless, or pigeontoed--can be bought for as low as
$50 each. The common or garden camel, trained to collapse like a
pocket camera and carry from three to eight tons of cargo, can usually
be bought at from $100 to $125.
Cairo, as a whole, was a big surprise to us. We knew that it was going
to be cosmopolitan, but we were not prepared to find it so
metropolitan. We had pictured it as one or two semi-European streets
hedged in by a vast area of native quarter. But, unless you seek out
the old parts of the town or the bazaars, each showing a distinct type
of the Oriental shark, Cairo is outwardly quite modern, very
attractive, and decidedly gay--that is, not real wicked gayety of the
Parisian brand, but modified, winter-resort gayety, the kind that is
induced by the presence of money-spending tourists. There is no hurrah
night life, and gambling, which flourished here for many seasons under
the skilful direction of our countryman, Mr. Pat Sheedy, has yielded to
British reformatory influence.
The modern streets in Cairo, with their attractive hotels, residences,
and shops, suggest a blending of Paris and the Riviera--consistent
architecture, trees, palms, gardens. The streets are of boulevard
width, and the houses of cheerful colouring, many of them bearing
coloured frescoes in delicate shades. We who live in a country of
rainfall and smoke and changing temperatures are impelled to stop and
gaze in wonder at a mansion of snowy white with a pattern of pale
blossoms drooping down the front of it. That style of decoration would
last about twenty minutes in Chicago.
CHAPTER XIII
ALL ABOUT OUR VISIT TO THE PYRAMID OF CHEOPS
During the first three days in Cairo a brilliant and original plan of
action had been outlining itself in my mind. At last I could not keep
it to myself any longer, so I told Mr. Peasley.
"Do you know what I am going to do?" I asked.
Mr. Peasley did not.
"I am going to write up the Pyramids. I am going to tell who built
them and how long it took and how many blocks of stone they contain. I
shall have myself photographed sitting on a camel and holding an
American flag. Also, I shall describe in detail the emotions that
surge within me as I stand in the shadow of the Sphinx and gaze up at
that vast and imperturbable expanse of face."
"It's a great scheme," said Mr. Peasley, "but you've been scooped.
They've been written up already."
[Illustration: "_Scooped!_"]
"Are you sure?"
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