Egypt -- Description and travel -- Humor; London (England) -- Description and travel -- Humor; Voyages and travels -- Humor
Assouan has for many centuries marked the border line of Egypt proper.
To the south is the land of the warlike blacks, who have been
trouble-makers from the beginning of time. This First Cataract is the
usual terminus of tourist travel, but those who wish to see Nubia and
the Soudan board a small steamer, pass through the locks of the new
dam, and go by river 210 miles to Wadi Halfa, thence by rail 576 miles
to Khartoum. It is here, about thirteen hundred and fifty miles up
stream, that the White and Blue Niles converge and bring down from the
rainy equatorial regions the floods of muddy water which are the annual
salvation of Egypt.
Ten years ago Khartoum seemed as inaccessible as the North Pole. It
was headquarters for the most desperate swarm of frenzied fanatics that
ever swept a region with fire and sword. They had wiped out British
armies and put Gordon's head on a pole. They were in a drunken ecstasy
of Mohammedan zeal, eager to fight and ready to die, and they got all
that they were looking for.
It is less than eight years since Kitchener went down to call on them.
Of all the cold-blooded and frozen-featured military tacticians of the
inexorable school, Kitchener stands pre-eminent. General Grant in his
grimmest moment was absolutely emotional and acrobatic as compared with
Kitchener. He carried ice water in his veins, and his mental machinery
ticked with Birmingham regularity. He did not get excited and dash
into the open trap, as all the others had done. He moved slowly but
relentlessly into the dread country and built a railroad as he went
along. He carried everything that a British army needs--marmalade,
polo ponies, Belfast ginger ale, tinned meats, pipe clay, etc.
"We cannot stampede them, because stampeding is their specialty," said
Kitchener, "but I will lick them by algebra."
He did not say this, because he never said anything, but this is what
he indicated by his calm preparations. He knew that the dervishes were
frothing at the mouth and praying Allah to give them another chance to
swim in gore, so he simply edged up to within striking distance of them
and picked out his ground and waited. A kinetoscope hero would have
galloped up and down the line shouting, "Up, men, and at them!" But
Kitchener was not a hero. He was business manager of an abattoir. His
object was not to win a great battle, but to exterminate a species.
And he probably did one of the neatest jobs of house cleaning on record.
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