On their way down to a little gate, which, at one end of Mr. Anerley’s
garden, allowed you to go out upon a small bank overlooking the pond,
Will explained to his companion the necessity for his going abroad, the
probabilities of his stay, and so forth. She knew that he was going with
Count Schönstein; but she did not know that Annie Brunel was to be of
the party. Will had no particular reason for not mentioning the
circumstance; but as he strictly confined himself to the business aspect
of the case, Miss Brunel was somehow omitted.
Nor, when they arrived at the pond, and found Mr. Anerley superintending
the operations of two young anglers, did he consider it necessary to
tell his father that Annie Brunel was going with them. Perhaps she had
slipped out of his mind altogether. Perhaps he fancied he had no right
to reveal the Count’s private arrangements. At all events, Miss
Brunel’s name was not at that time mentioned.
"The stickleback," observed Mr. Anerley, sententiously, when they drew
near, "must be of very ancient lineage. Any long-continued necessity on
the part of any animal produces a corresponding organ or function; can
you explain to me, therefore, why Scotchmen are not born with a
mackintosh?"
"No," said Dove.
"Because Nature has not had time to develope it. You observe that my
stickleback here, whom I have just caught, has had time to acquire
special means of defence and attack. I, a man, can only clumsily use
for defence or attack limbs which are properly adapted for other
purposes——"
"Which proves that mankind has never experienced the necessity of having
specially destructive organs," said Will, to Dove’s great delight.
She knew not which, if either, was right but the philosopher of Chesnut
Bank had such a habit of inflicting upon his womankind theories which
they did not understand, and could not contradict, that she had a
malicious pleasure in witnessing what she supposed was his discomfiture.
"It serves you right, papa," she said. "You presume on our ignorance,
when you have only mamma and me. Now you have somebody to talk to you
in your own way."
"When I observed," continued Mr. Anerley, "that mankind had no special
organ of attack and defence, I ought to have excluded women. The tongue
of woman, an educational result which owes its origin to——"
"Don’t let him go on, Dove," said Will, "or he’ll say something very
wicked."
"Has papa been talking nonsense to you all day, Carry?" asked Dove.
"No," said the matter-of-fact Carry, "it was the story of the ’King of
the White Bears.’"
"I pghesumed on theigh ignoghance," said Mr. Anerley, mimicking his
adopted daughter’s pronunciation.
"We must give him up, Dove," said Will. "A man who will employ ridicule
in a scientific argument is not worth answering. If he were not my
father, I should express my feelings more strongly; as it is——"
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