In the Arena: Stories of Political LifeTarkington, Booth
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In the Arena: Stories of Political Life
Tarkington, Booth
Political fiction, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
Then the place rocked with the gust of laughter and ironical cheering
that swept over the Assembly, Members climbed upon their chairs and on
desks, waving handkerchiefs, sheets of foolscap, and waste-baskets.
“Hear 'im! _He-ear_ 'im!” rang the derisive cry.
The Speaker yielded in the same spirit and said:
“The Gentleman from Wixinockee.”
A semi-quiet followed and the cracked voice rose defiantly:
“That's who I am! I'm the Gentleman from Wixinockee an' I stan' here
to defen' the principles of the Democratic party!”
The Democrats responded with violent hootings, supplemented by cheers
of approval from the Republicans. The high voice out-shrieked them
all: “Once a Democrat, always a Democrat! I voted Dem'cratic tick't
forty year, born a Democrat an' die a Democrat. Fellow sizzens, I want
to say to you right here an' now that principles of Dem'cratic party
saved this country a hun'erd times from Republican mal-'diministration
an' degerdation! Lemme tell you this: you kin take my life away but
you can't say I don' stan' by Dem'cratic party, mos' glorious party of
Douglas an' Tilden, Hen'ricks, Henry Clay, an' George Washin'ton. I
say to you they _hain't_ no other party an' I'm member of it till
death an' Hell an' f'rever after, so help me _God_!”
He smote the desk beside him with the back of his hand, using all his
strength, skinning his knuckles so that the blood dripped from them,
unnoticed. He waved both arms continually, bending his body almost
double and straightening up again, in crucial efforts for
emphasis. All the old jingo platitudes that he had learned from
campaign speakers throughout his life, the nonsense and brag and blat,
the cheap phrases, all the empty balderdash of the platform, rushed to
his incoherent lips.
The lord of misrule reigned at the end of each sentence, as the
members sprang again upon the chairs and desks, roaring, waving,
purple with laughter. The Speaker leaned back exhausted in his chair
and let the gavel rest. Spectators, pages, galleries whooped and
howled with the members. Finally the climax came.
“I want to say to you just this _here_,” shrilled the cracked
voice, “an' you can tell the Republican party that I said so, tell 'em
straight from _me_, an' I hain't goin' back on it; I reckon they
know who I am, too; I'm a man that's honest--I'm as honest as the day
is long, I am--as honest as the day is long--”
He was interrupted by a loud voice. “_Yes_,” it cried, “_when
that day is the twenty-first of December!_”
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