In the Arena: Stories of Political LifeTarkington, Booth
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In the Arena: Stories of Political Life
Tarkington, Booth
Political fiction, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“I think that's his vehicle; it's his racing sulky and he'll drive it
pretty hard. We're good friends, but if you want me to be frank, I
should say that he'd drive on over my dead body if it lay in the road
to where he was going.” Lane rolled over in the grass with a little
chuckle. “Of course,” he went on, “I talk about him this way because
I know what you've done for him and I'd like to help you to be sure
that he's going to be a success. He'll do you credit!”
“What are you going to do, yourself, Joe?” I asked.
“Me?” He sat up, looking surprised. “Why, didn't you know? I didn't
get my degree. They threw me out at the eleventh hour for getting too
publicly tight--celebrating Hector's winning the works of Lord Byron,
the prize in the senior debate! I'll never be a credit to anybody; and
as for what I'm going to do--go back to Greenville and loaf in Tim's
pool-room, I suppose, and watch Hector's balloon.”
However, Hector's balloon seemed uninclined to soar, at the
set-off--though Hector didn't. The next summer began a presidential
campaign, and Hector, knowing that I was chairman of my county
committee, and strangely overestimating my importance, came up to see
me: he asked me to use my influence with the National Committee to
have him sent to make speeches in one of the doubtful States; he
thought he could carry it for us. I explained that I had no wires
leading up so far as the National Committee. There were other things
I might have explained, but it didn't seem much use. Hector would have
thought I wanted to “keep him down.”
He thought so anyway, because, after a crestfallen moment, he began to
look at me in his fierce eye-to-eye way with what seemed to me a dark
suspicion. He came and struck my desk with his clinched fist (he was
always strong on that), and exclaimed:
“Then by the eternal gods, if my own flesh and blood won't help me,
I'll go to Chicago myself, lay my credentials before the committee,
unaided, and wring from them--”
“Hold on, Hector,” I said. “Why didn't you say you had credentials?
What are they?”
“What are they?” he answered in a rising voice. “You ask me what are
my credentials? The credentials of my patriotism, my poverty, and my
pride! You ask me for my credentials? The credentials of youth!” (He
hit the desk every few words.) “The credentials of enthusiasm! The
credentials of strength! You ask for my credentials? The credentials
of red blood, of red corpuscles, of young manhood, ripest in the
glorious young West! The credentials of vitality! Of virile--”
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