In the Wrong Paradise, and Other StoriesLang, Andrew
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In the Wrong Paradise, and Other Stories
Lang, Andrew
Paranormal fiction; Science fiction, English; Short stories; Slavery -- Fiction
While this disgusting banter was going on I observed a planter ride up to
one of the brokers and whisper for some time in his ear. The planter was
a bad but unmistakable likeness of my friend Moore, worked over, so to
speak, with a loaded brush and heavily glazed with old Bourbon whisky.
After giving his orders to the agent he retired to the outskirts of the
crowd, and began flicking his long dusty boots with a serviceable cowhide
whip.
"Well, gentlemen, we must really adopt the friendly suggestion of Judge
Lee and chuck this nigger into the next lot."
So the auctioneer was saying, when the broker to whom I have referred
cried out, "Ten dollars."
"_This_ is more like business," cried the auctioneer. "Ten dollars
offered! What amateur says more than ten dollars for this lot? His
extreme age and historical reminiscences alone, if he could communicate
them, would make him invaluable to the student."
To my intense amazement Moore shouted from horseback, "Twenty dollars."
"What, _you_ want a cheap nigger to get your hand in, do you, you blank-
blanked abolitionist?" cried a man who stood near. He was a big, dirty-
looking bully, at least half drunk, and attending (not unnecessarily) to
his toilet with the point of a long, heavy knife.
Before the words were out of his mouth Moore had leaped from his horse
and delivered such a right-handed blow as that wherewith the wandering
beggar-man smote Irus of old in the courtyard of Odysseus, Laertes' son.
"On his neck, beneath the ear, he smote him, and crushed in the bones;
and the red blood gushed up through his mouth, and he gnashed his teeth
together as he kicked the ground." Moore stooped, picked up the bowie-
knife, and sent it glittering high through the air.
"Take him away," he said, and two rough fellows, laughing, carried the
bully to the edge of the fountain that played in the corner of the
square. He was still lying crumpled up there when we rode out of
Clayville.
The bidding, of course, had stopped, owing to the unaffected interest
which the public took in this more dramatic interlude. The broker, it is
true, had bid twenty-five dollars, and was wrangling with the auctioneer.
"You have my bid, Mr. Brinton, sir, and there is no other offer. Knock
down the lot to me."
"You wait your time, Mr. Isaacs," said the auctioneer. "No man can do
two things at once and do them well. When Squire Moore has settled with
Dick Bligh he will desert the paths of military adventure for the calmer
and more lucrative track of commercial enterprise."
The auctioneer's command of long words was considerable, and was
obviously of use to him in his daily avocations.
When he had rounded his period, Moore was in the saddle again, and nodded
silently to the auctioneer.
"Squire Moore bids thirty dollars. Thirty dollars for this once despised
but now appreciated fellow-creature," rattled on the auctioneer.
The agent nodded again.
"Forty dollars bid," said the auctioneer.
"Fifty," cried Moore.
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