Jack Derringer : $b A tale of deep waterLubbock, Basil
General
Jack Derringer : $b A tale of deep water
Lubbock, Basil
Seafaring life -- Fiction
"Well, h'I don' mean to insinnivate nuffin' agin you, Jack. We h'all
knows you is a real bang-up 'eavy swell when you've got your shore togs
on."
"I meets a genelman one time way down to Saint Louis, bigges' genelman
eber I see'd, an' he gib dis chile a clout on der ear an' say, 'Get out
ob my way, yo dirty nigger,'" announced Sam.
"Well, 'ave you h'all done, for Gaud's syke?" inquired the cockney
loftily.
"Wall," said Hank slowly, "I calculate a gentleman's a cuss as is some
perlite. He don't spit on the floor----"
"Bedad, what does he do, thin?" broke in the astonished Pat.
"Why, spits in the spittoon!"
"Er course," agreed the cockney. "W'ere wos you brought h'up, Pat?"
"Seein' as 'ow each member o' this 'ere committee-meetin' 's 'ad 'is
sye," he went on, "h'I arise ter propose that we asts the opin'on o'
Jack Derringer, h'as bein' er h'expert on the subject."
"I shore seconds thet proposal," said Broncho, "though I nurses certain
views tharon which no expert is goin' to stampede me out of."
"Well," began Jack, as they all waited round silently, "it's a pretty
big subject; but my idea of a gentleman is a clean man who minds his
own business and'll go the limit for a pal--a man who plays his cards
straight and keeps a stiff upper lip."
"Thet ain't no gentleman, thet's a white man," exclaimed old Bedrock
Ben, with a shake of his head.
"Same thing, ought to be," replied Jack.
"Well, see 'ere, cocky, does you mean ter tell me a man can be a
genelman wivout no shiny pants nor nuffin'?" asked the astonished
cockney.
"Every Siwash is a gentleman when he's got his store-clothes on,
'cordin' t'you, Hollins," said Hank with contempt.
"What in hell air yew broken-down gin-soakers doin' forrard? Relieve
the wheel, yew scum, or I'll come an' knock yer durned ugly heads off."
It was Black Davis on the rampage. The foc's'le head committee-meeting
broke up like a swarm of disturbed ants, and as they crowded down the
ladder the cockney called out:
"There's a genelman for ye, byes, a real genelman."
CHAPTER VIII
"ON THE FOC'S'LE HEAD"
One Sunday afternoon in the south-east trades the foc's'le indulged
itself in another of those excitable debates which sailors on
deep-water ships love so much.
It was a superb South Pacific day, with a glinting sea and a sky full
of those fluffy white billowy clouds which painters so delight to seat
cherubs upon.
The upper strata of these sheep-backs moved faster than the lower, as
if engaged in a heavenly steeplechase, signifying an increase of wind.
On the _Higgins_, for a wonder, peace reigned, for the old man and
Black Davis were both below taking a "stretch off the land," whilst the
bosun held the deck.
Forward both watches were assembled on the foc's'le head--some
stretched on their backs with eyes shut, others propped up against the
capstan or bitts pretending to sew or read.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account