The chaser I was assigned to was a brand-new one just off the ways and
of the very latest type; she had a length of 110 feet, a beam a little
under 15 feet and a draft of about 4 feet. She was built chiefly of wood
but she had a pair of steel masts and a crow’s nest for the _lookout_
whose job it was to watch for U-boats. She was powered with a steam
engine but instead of coal she burned oil under her boilers. Her large
size made her very speedy and she could do 25 knots, if she had to,
which was twice as fast as the fastest U-boat could do.
The aerial was stretched between her masts and the leading-in wire was
connected to it near the rear mast and followed it down to the deck
where it passed through an insulator in the latter, and on into the
operating room. This was about the smallest space I ever got into which
was graced by the name of an operating room but I had no _kick_ coming
as we were not afloat all the time.
The sending set had a ½ kilowatt transformer and the receiving set was
fitted with both crystal and vacuum detectors; the whole space taken up
by them was probably not more than 5 cubic feet. Well, so much for the
chaser.
There were only 14 men in our crew and there was far less formality on
board than on a battleship. Bill Adams and I got to be pretty good pals.
The first time I met him he was trying out one of her Hotchkiss
semi-automatic guns and I was watching him.
“Where did you get that chunk of mud?” he queried as he pointed the gun
at an imaginary U-boat.
“Speaking to me?” I asked in turn.
“You said it,” he replied bluntly.
“If you refer to the sparkler on my annularis finger I have to inform
you, sir, that it came from the land of the Raripunas about 1500 miles
up the Amazon river,” I explained with great perspicacity.
You see, I had had the diamonds cut that Princess Mabel gave me and the
one I wore was a _regent_ weighing about 2 carats and it was mounted in
a Tiffany setting. In fact it was altogether too big a diamond for any
ordinary blue-jacket to come by honestly.
“That’s where it came from, but I’m askin’ you, as man to man now, where
did _you_ get it?”
“Right where it came from,” I put it straight back to him.
If it hadn’t been for my _game_ arm I guess Bill and I would have
settled the mooted question as to where my _chunk of mud_ came from by
referring it to the court of last resort, by which I mean the manly art
of _hit-’em-again, gob_.
“Put up your dukes,” commanded Bill at the same time striking an
attitude of a gas-house slugger.
Now to get my right hand up I had to lift it with my left and when Bill
saw this he yelled, “time, you win!”
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