His plan was, after going through some funny stunts, to pretend to
pump up the bag with air. Then he would carry the “flying machine”
to the top of a small, light platform, which had been made for the
purpose. After some further odd mannerisms he would jump to the ground,
a distance of about thirty feet. The big umbrella he calculated would
allow him to land without injury, and as he descended he would work the
paper wings with his feet, giving a fairly good imitation of a person
flying.
“What do you think of it?” asked Mr. Delafield. “Of course, it will be
all painted up in bright colors before you use it.”
“It’s fine!” exclaimed Jack enthusiastically. “I wish it was ready now.”
“There’s quite a lot of work on it yet,” said the property man. “But
I’ll have it for you the first of the week. I hope you make a hit with
it.”
“I will if I don’t come down too heavy.”
“Oh, that umbrella will hold you all right. You’ll come down as easy as
a piece of paper. I’ll make it good and strong.”
“Hello! hello! hello! What’s this? What terror-inspiring bird of prey
from the towering peaks of the Andes Mountains is about to perform
before an awe-struck multitude for the first time in the history of the
world?” asked another voice, and Jack and Mr. Delafield looked up to
see the fat, jolly countenance of Nolan Waddleton, the “adjective man.”
“Oh, this is a new machine for a flying clown,” explained the property
man. “Jack is going to spring something different.”
“Ah, I must have that for my posters,” said Mr. Waddleton. “That will
be quite a drawing card. I need something fresh and new. Let’s see.
Nerve-thrilling trip through the terrestrial----No, that won’t do.
You’re going to keep off the earth. Through the towering--no, I’ve used
that before. Oh, can’t you give me a couple of adjectives, some of
you?” and he looked appealingly at Sam and Jack.
“How would ‘Startling sensation of a Simple Simon sailing serenely,
supereminently and satisfactorily over the heads of a startled,
strabismus-struck, sensation-satiated assemblage in an admirably
adapted aeroplane’ strike you?” asked Mr. Delafield.
“Excellent! superb! lovely! marvelous! That’ll do first-rate!”
exclaimed the “adjective man” enthusiastically. “I must write that
down. We’ll have you on the bills soon,” he added, turning to Jack.
CHAPTER XVII
JACK MAKES A HIT
That afternoon’s performance was well attended. Jack did the same thing
he had done on the previous day and was moderately well applauded. As
usual, however, Sam Kyle created the most laughter, for he had an act
that was mirth-provoking, and he took advantage of various happenings
in the ring to turn a joke or do some odd stunt that was sure to bring
forth clapping.
Ted Chester, with his miniature automobile, made a hit also. The people
seemed to like him, and this delighted Ted. He strutted about as “proud
as a turkey just before Thanksgiving,” as one of the other clowns put
it.
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