And his prediction was well founded, for the town had become so used to
its "morning's morning" that it fairly ravened for the blood of Mayor
Bowers. The _Herald_ office became a forum for indignant orators,
while the Mayor strutted proudly up and down Main street, with the
black-coated Parsons, feeling that the eyes of the world were glued on
him.
"Parsons! Bah!" spluttered Kelly Jones, who had driven four miles with
his empty jug. "Ef the town has got any git-up, it'll ride him and
that old jackass of a mayor on a rail."
"Judge Bowers is the honored father of our Associate Editor," informed
Jap gravely.
As Bill looked up he thumped the galley he was carrying against the
case and pied the whole column. After he had said what he thought
about the catastrophe, Kelly grinned appreciatively.
"Them's my sentiments, Bill. Ef you love your pappy, you'd better let
him go, along of Parsons, 'cause there's goin' to be doings around
Bloomtown that'll hurt his pride. Parsons! They say out our way that
his right name's Wamkiss."
The turgid tide of popular sentiment caused Mayor Bowers some
uneasiness; but before anything could happen five new drug stores were
opened for business and things moved placidly along again. Barton
began to refer to "our neighbor, Bumtown," and it was reported that two
blind tigers prowled in the environs of the railroad station.
"Bill," said Jap one morning, "this won't do. We'll have to raise hell
in this town. This is Ellis's town, and we're not going to let a
dod-blinged mugwump like your asinine daddy ruin it. Bill, if you have
got any speech to make, get ready. If you can't stand for my program,
name your price, for the _Herald_ is going to everlastingly lambaste
William Bowers, Senior."
"Pull the throttle and run 'er wild," Bill retorted, as he ducked down
behind the press and dragged forth a box from the corner. "I'm going
to get out that last lot of cuts that Ellis made," he continued.
"Kelly Jones knows sense. If I remember right, Ellis had twenty-five
cuts of jacks for the stock bill. We will stick every blamed one of
'em in next week's issue, and label 'em Mayor Bowers. He has killed
the town with his ideas. What can we do with him but hang him?"
When the _Herald_ appeared the following Thursday afternoon, the town
quit business to read the war cry of Ellis's boy. It was a flaming
sword, hurled at the Board of Aldermen. Bowers, foaming with wrath,
stormed into the office.
"You take all that back," he yelled, "or I'll put you out of this here
building. I've told you times enough this office belongs to me. I
never turned it over to Ellis."
Jap stuck type, deadly calm on the surface of his being. Bill shifted
uneasily, his hands clinched, his ruddy face glowing.
"You hear me?" bawled the irate Mayor.
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