Jeremy and Hamlet: A Chronicle of Certain Incidents in the Lives of a Boy, a Dog, and a Country TownWalpole, Hugh
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Jeremy and Hamlet: A Chronicle of Certain Incidents in the Lives of a Boy, a Dog, and a Country Town
Walpole, Hugh
Boys -- Fiction; Dogs -- Fiction; England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
Meanwhile this awful adventure had suddenly leaped up in front of Jeremy
like a Jack-in-the-box. Like many of the most daring adventures, its
origin was simple. Four days earlier there had been a children’s
afternoon party at the Dean’s. The Dean’s children’s parties were always
dreary affairs because of Mrs. Dean’s neuralgia and because the Dean
thought that his share of the affair was over when he had poked his head
into the room where they were having tea, patted one or two innocents on
the head (they became instantly white with self-consciousness), and then
said in a loud, generous voice: “Well, my friends, enjoying yourselves?
That’s right”—after which he returned to his study. The result of this
was that his guests were as sheep without a shepherd. The Dean’s
children were too young to do much, and the girls’ governess too deeply
agitated by her fancy that children’s parents were staring at her
arrogantly to pull herself together and be amiable. It was during one of
those catch-as-catch-can intervals, when children were desultorily
wandering, boys sticking pins into stout feminine calves, girls
sniggering in secret conclave together, infants howling to be taken
home, that Jeremy overheard Bill Bartlett say to the Dean’s Ernest: “I
dare you!”
Jeremy pricked up his ears at once. Anything in which the Dean’s Ernest
(his foe of foes) was concerned incited him to rivalry. He was terribly
bored by the party; not only was it a bad, dull party, but ever since
his first real evening ball children’s afternoon parties had seemed to
him stupid and without reason.
“I don’t care,” said the Dean’s Ernest.
“I dare you,” repeated Bill Bartlett.
“I’m not frightened,” said Ernest.
“Then do it,” said Bill.
“You’ve got to come too.”
“Pooh!” said Bill, “that’s nothing. I’ve done lots more than that.”
Ernest quite plainly disliked the prospect of his daring, and, catching
sight of Jeremy, he shifted his ground.
“Young Cole wouldn’t dare,” he said.
“Yes, he would,” said Bartlett; “he dares more than you dare.”
“No, he doesn’t,” said the Dean’s Ernest indignantly.
“Yes, he does.”
“You dare more than Sampson dares, don’t you, Cole?” said Bill.
“Of course I do,” said Jeremy, without a moment’s hesitation.
“Well, do it then,” said the Dean’s Ernest swiftly.
It appeared on further examination that Bartlett had dared young Sampson
to walk round the cathedral twice just as the clocks were striking
midnight. It was obvious at once that this involved quite terrifying
dangers. Apart altogether from the ghostly prospect of walking round the
cathedral at midnight, there was the escape from the house, the danger
of the police and the return to the house. Jeremy saw at once all that
was involved, but because the Dean’s Ernest was there and staring at him
from under his pale eyebrows with arrogant contempt, he said at once:
“I dare.”
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