Jeremy and Hamlet: A Chronicle of Certain Incidents in the Lives of a Boy, a Dog, and a Country TownWalpole, Hugh
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Jeremy and Hamlet: A Chronicle of Certain Incidents in the Lives of a Boy, a Dog, and a Country Town
Walpole, Hugh
Boys -- Fiction; Dogs -- Fiction; England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
At this point it was all that he could do to keep back the tears. His
teeth were chattering, he had a crick in his back, he was very cold, the
heel of one shoe rubbed his foot. And he was frightened! Bet your life
but he was frightened! He hadn’t known that it would be like this, so
silent and yet so full of sound, so dark and yet so light and alive with
strange quivering lights, so cold and yet so warm with an odd, pressing
heat! There were no lamps lit in the town below him (all lights out at
ten o’clock in the Polchester of thirty years ago), and the cathedral
loomed up before him a heavy black mass, threatening to fall upon him
like the mountain in the Bible. Now the trees were coming to an
end—here was a house and there another. A light in one window, but, for
the rest, the houses quite dead like coffins. He came into Bodger
Street, past the funny old-fashioned turnstile that led into Canon’s
Yard over the cobble-stones of that ancient square, through the
turnstile at the other end and into the Precincts. He was there!
Shivering and frightened, but there! He had kept his word.
As he crossed the grass a figure moved forward from the shadow of the
cathedral and came to meet him. It was Tommy Winchester. It immensely
cheered Jeremy to see him; it also cheered him to see that if he was
frightened Tommy was a great deal more so. Tommy’s teeth were chattering
so that he could scarcely speak, but he managed to say that it was
beastly cold, and that he had upset a jug of water getting out of his
bedroom, and that a dog had barked at him all the way along the
Precincts, and that he was sure his father would beat him. They were
joined a moment later by another shivering mortal, Bartlett. A more
unhappy trio never met together in the world’s history. They were too
miserable for conversation, but simply stood huddled together under the
great buttress by the west door and waited for the clock to strike.
The only thing that Bartlett said was: “I bet Sampson doesn’t come!” At
that Jeremy’s heart gave a triumphant leap. How splendid it would be if
the Dean’s Ernest funked it! Of course he _would_ funk it, and would
have some long story about his door being closed or having a headache,
some lie or other!
Nevertheless, they strained their eyes across the dark wavering lake of
the Precincts watching for him.
“I’m so cold,” Tommy said through his chattering teeth. Then suddenly,
as though struck by a gun: “I’m going to sneeze!”
And he did sneeze, an awful shattering, devastating sound with which the
cathedral, and indeed the whole town, seemed to shake. That was an awful
moment. The boys stood, holding their breath, waiting for all the black
houses to open their doors and all the townsmen to turn out in their
nightshirts with lanterns (just as they do in the _Meistersinger_,
although that, of course, the boys did not know) crying: “Who’s that who
sneezed? Where did the sneeze come from? What was that sneeze?”
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