Jilted! Or, My Uncle's Scheme, Volume 1Russell, William Clark
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Jilted! Or, My Uncle's Scheme, Volume 1
Russell, William Clark
English fiction -- 19th century
Here I caught hold of her hand, and said--I don’t know what. What man
_does_ know what he says when he makes love? It is wonderful that I can
recollect so much as I have set down. I doubt if even Boswell, who was
born with a note-book in his hand, could remember all the observations
he had occasion to make, both to the lady he did marry and to the
great number of ladies he didn’t marry. I don’t think I talked like a
hero. I don’t fancy I made use of any of those striking and powerful
expressions which I strongly suspect must have been first brought into
fashion among novelists by good-natured elderly women, who had either
never experienced or had forgotten the characteristics of love-making
among thinking beings. To conceal nothing, I don’t think I said very
much at all. “Will you love me?” and “Ho, won’t you love me?” and “Ah!
can’t you love me?” and “Please, try to love me,” with an occasional
Oh and a No, and a sigh, and a smile, and a blush from her, comprise,
Eugenio, pretty much all that was said and done between us. I looked
without sighing, and she sighed without looking. I sink--sank--sunk
my voice into a whisper, and was about to express a very poetical and
touching sentiment, when she interrupted me by crying out, “Isn’t that
seven o’clock striking?” and before I could collect my senses, so as
to enable me to listen to the distant bell and answer her, behold!
she exclaimed, “I will be back in a few minutes,” and ran--yes,
_ran_--with great speed and surprising grace, down the grounds and out
of sight.
Much astonished, I beheld her disappear, and then pulling out a cigar,
lighted it, and sank, carefully, and after a narrow inspection, upon
the grass, at the foot of a tree, and there, like Tityrus, supine but
not careless laid, waited for her to return. I tried to think over
what I had said to her, and how, on the whole, it struck me, she had
received my fervid language; but I found myself chiefly wondering what
on earth had drawn her away so hastily, and what connection seven
o’clock could have with a proceeding so entirely disagreeable and
undesirable.
In about five minutes’ time, however, I saw her returning through the
trees. She smiled very sweetly on seeing me seated and smoking, and
exclaimed with indescribable sauciness, “I think you are very wise to
rest yourself after your late severe attack.”
“I hope,” I answered a little sarcastically, “that you didn’t run away
from me because you were afraid!”
“Oh, no,” she exclaimed, with serene candour shining in her
countenance; “one of the servants--but I mustn’t tell stories out of
school. This is my little secret; so ask me no questions.”
“I _must_ ask you one question,” I replied, melted and won over as any
petulant child is with a sweetmeat, by her delightful manner, “will you
give me leave to love you?”
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