Jilted! Or, My Uncle's Scheme, Volume 1Russell, William Clark
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Jilted! Or, My Uncle's Scheme, Volume 1
Russell, William Clark
English fiction -- 19th century
Next morning I had the pleasure of telling Mr. Spratling what I had
done for him; and the way in which he slipped off his stool and pressed
my hand, looking wistfully into my face, as if he were made sad by
the want of language to express his feelings, quite affected me. Mr.
Curling was immensely polite and officiously instructive. “You have
made two worthy people very happy to-day,” he whispered. I smiled
rather coldly, for my unaccountable prejudice against this gentleman
was daily increasing, and I wanted nothing from him but the bare
instruction he was capable of giving me.
I was leaning with my hands behind me against the empty fireplace in
the bank, thinking, I daresay, of Conny, when the swinging doors were
pushed rather violently open, and a tall, stout man, dressed in a
frock-coat and a broad-brimmed hat, the felt of which appeared to be
brushed the wrong way, came in.
“Is Mr. Hargrave within?” he inquired in a loud voice, pulling off his
hat, and wiping his forehead with a huge pocket-handkerchief, at the
same time staring at me in a manner, I thought, uncommonly rude. I
returned his stare with a great deal of assurance, not even changing my
posture, having no doubt that he was some old farmer who wanted to open
an account at the bank.
Mr. Spratling went to tell my uncle he was wanted. Meanwhile, my tall,
stout friend, never removed his eyes from my face. Presently my uncle
came out of his little back office, and had no sooner caught sight of
the individual who wanted him, than he shouted out,
“What! Dick! why, my dear boy, who on earth would have expected to see
you!”
“How are you? how are you, Tom?” replied the other, looking at my
uncle for a moment, and immediately reverting to me. Then, throwing
his handkerchief violently into his hat, which he had placed on the
counter, he called out, pointing to me, “Tom, if that isn’t Charlie’s
son, hang, draw, and quarter me!”
“Why, of course it is,” replied my uncle. “Here, Charlie, let me
introduce you to your uncle Richard.”
I went up to the counter, and my uncle Richard gripped my hand with a
squeeze, that left my fingers bloodless.
“It is Charlie as he was at five-and-twenty--but better-looking!” he
roared, pulling me hard against the counter, and examining my face
with a broad grin on his own.
“Come in, come in, this way, both of you!” called out my uncle Tom; and
then shutting the door, he made us sit down. I looked at this fresh
uncle of mine with unmixed curiosity. He was as unlike Tom as Tom was
unlike my father. He had a fat, broad, English face, with immense
double-chins, little strips of whiskers, sharp black eyes, and a head
very nearly bald. He was as tall as my father, and about three times as
big. Indeed, he only wanted a pair of top-boots, and a bottle-coloured
cut-away coat, to have figured as a living reproduction of the picture
of the traditional Mr. John Bull.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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