John Cheap, the Chapman's Library. Vol. 1: Comic and Humorous: The Scottish Chap Literature of Last Century, ClassifiedGraham, Dougal
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John Cheap, the Chapman's Library. Vol. 1: Comic and Humorous: The Scottish Chap Literature of Last Century, Classified
Graham, Dougal
Chapbooks, Scottish; English literature -- 18th century; Graham, Dougal, 1724-1779; Popular literature -- Scotland
The old wife and her daughter sat crying and wringing their hands,
and Tom stood and wept lest he should get no more money, O, said
Polly, mother, I’ll wed him nevertheless, I love him so dearly! No
you foolish girl, said her mother, would you marry a man and die a
maid? You don’t know the end of your creation; it is the enjoyment
of a man in bed that makes women to marry, which is a pleasure like
Paradise, and if you wed this man you will live and die, and never
feel it. Hoo, Hoo, says Tom, if I had got money I needed not been
this way till now. Money you fool, said the old woman, there’s
not such a thing to be got for money in all England. Ay, says Tom
there’s a doctor in Newcastle, will make me as able as any other
man for ten guineas. Ten guineas, said she, I’ll give him fifty
guineas if he will. But here is twelve and go to him directly, and
see what he can do, and then come again and wed my child or she and
I will both die for thy sake. Tom having now got twelve guineas
more of their money, got all things ready, and early next morning
set out for Newcastle, but instead of going there he came to old
Scotland, and left Polly and her mother to think upon him. In about
two weeks thereafter, when he was not like to return, nor so much
as any word from him, the old woman and Polly got a horse, and came
to Newcastle in search of him, went thro’ all the doctors’ shops,
asking if there came a young man there, about two weeks ago, with a
broken ---- to mend? Some laughed at her, other’s were like to kick
her out of doors, so they had to return without getting any further
intelligence of him.
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