Humorous stories; Love stories; Pau (France) -- Fiction
After a few miles my brother-in-law's patience began to show signs of
wear and tear, and by the time we had reached Tournay it was positively
threadbare. For this Adèle and I paid almost as heavily as he. But
for the horn by his side, many an infuriated chauffeur would have lost
his reason. It is a kind of safety-valve. Berry's employment of this
convenient accessory was characterised by a savagery which, if
deplorable, is not uncommon. The frequency, however, with which
passage simply had to be asked was truly terrible. Disapproval at once
so bitterly and constantly expressed was most distressing. Our heads
began to ache violently....
To crown our annoyance, we picked up a cast shoe--with the inevitable
result. When, fortified by the knowledge that it was my turn to change
the wheel, Berry ventured to point out that such an acquisition was
extremely fortunate, the power of speech deserted me.
Dusk was falling as we ran into Tarbes....
"D'you think," said Adèle, "that we could find a chemist? My head
feels as if it was going to burst."
We sought diligently without success. After a little we stopped and
asked a postman. An apothecary of sorts, it appeared, was plying his
trade two side-streets away. Adèle and I descended to go and visit him.
I was rather sceptical about the virtue of the drug which was
eventually produced to us, but, after a little discussion, we purchased
the tablets and asked for some water with which to swallow them.
I must confess that when we returned to find no sign of the car, I was
extremely annoyed. It was rapidly growing dark and it had become cold.
Adèle was tired and had had no tea. The market was up, with the result
that the streets were swarming. I cursed my brother-in-law with
pardonable acerbity.
"It's all right, old chap," said Adèle, taking my arm. "He's probably
just around somewhere. Let's go and look for him."
He was not around anywhere.
We struggled to the right, we fought our way to the left, we pushed and
were pushed back to the _pharmacie_, and we returned laboriously to our
starting-point. All the time we were devilled by the lingering idea
that Berry was searching for us, and that we were just avoiding him at
every turn. After another two minutes, I took my protesting wife back
to the chemist's shop, requested his hospitality on her behalf, and,
after seeing her received by a glowing Frenchwoman into an inner room,
turned up my collar and advanced blasphemously into the street.
Almost immediately Berry stumbled into my arms.
"_The car!_" he gasped. "_A plant! Quick! Or they'll do us down!_"
I stared at him stupidly.
His coat was torn and he was streaming with sweat. Also his hat was
missing, and there was a cut on his cheek.
"You're hurt," I cried.
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