It iz a source ov grate pride tu see so menny here from youre citty,
and what fills me with gratitude tu an overruling Providence, iz the
fac that their festiv naturs develop into such lovelyness here; thare
iz dekon L----, and Elder P----, for instanze, with whom i take a drink
evry time tha ask me. I think now that i shall remain here for sevral
years. I am allmost sorry i didn't bring mi jewelry trunk with me; i'll
bet i could hav sold a thousand Dollars worth a da, ov brest pins. It
iz a fust rate place here tu buy hosses cheap. i waz offered 2 carriage
hosses for onla 25 hundred dollars; i shud hav tuk them, but i couldn't
hire enny boddy tu take them hum for me. There iz a grate menny here
who talk with a forrin tung. I am trieing it. My wife laffs at me, and
kalls me "her dark komplekted one!"--Tha hav got here alreddy tu or
three billyard tabils in suckcessful operrashun, and i am told that, if
pease iz declared, nex season tha intend tu start a 10-pin allee.
Congriss Spring is lokated here; it tasts verry much like sumthing
or ruther, i kant tell which, and iz now generally admitted tu be
kartharticus. I am partiklar impressed with the moral centiment that
pervades things here. I am told a man wanted tu hire a room tu gamble
in with dominoze, but the authoritize immejiately burnt him in effigee.
Dimonds are trumps here, and menny good hands are held. Thare is no end
tu the number ov selebrated belles here. Thare is one that cums out
about 3 o'clock every day, that takes them all down. I allude now in
a kind ov burleskish wa tu the _dinner_-bell. But, after all, Solomon
gits mi time when he bust out in this fashun, "All is vanitee and
vexashun of spirits." Good for Solomon! Mi christain friends, good-bi.
JOSH BILLINGS.
LXVII.
NOT ENNY SHANGHI FOR ME.
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