“It is not that the aristocracy and such good persons as the Judge
spend so much here. But they give eclat to the house, and eclat is
money. That’s it, sir! Gold is the deity of our pantheon! Bless you
(the hostess evinces the enthusiasm of a politician), what better
evidence of the reputation of my house than is before you, do you want?
I’ve shut up the great Italian opera, with its three squalling prima
donnas, which in turn has shut up the poor, silly Empresario, as they
call him; and the St. Cecilia I have just used up. I’m a team in my
way, you see;—run all these fashionable oppositions right into
bankruptcy.” Never were words spoken with more truth. Want of patronage
found all places of rational amusement closed. Societies for
intellectual improvement, one after another, died of poverty.
Fashionable lectures had attendance only when fashionable lecturers
came from the North; and the Northman was sure to regard our taste
through the standard of what he saw before him.
The house of the hostess triumphs, and is corpulent of wealth and
splendor. To-morrow she will feed with the rich crumbs that fall from
her table the starving poor. And although she holds poor virtue in
utter contempt, feeding the poor she regards a large score on the
passport to a better world. A great marble stairway winds its way
upward at the further end of the hall and near it are two small
balconies, one on each side, presenting barricades of millinery
surmounted with the picturesque faces of some two dozen denizens, who
keep up an incessant gabbling, interspersed here and there with jeers
directed at Mr. Soloman. “Who is he seeking to accommodate to-night?”
they inquire, laughing merrily.
The house is full, the hostess has not space for one friend more; she
commands the policemen to close doors. An Alderman is the only
exception to her fiat. “You see,” she says, addressing herself to a
courtly individual who has just saluted her with urbane deportment, “I
must preserve the otium cum dignitate of my (did I get it right?)
standing in society. I don’t always get these Latin sayings right. Our
Congressmen don’t. And, you see, like them, I ain’t a Latin scholar,
and may be excused for any little slips. Politics and larnin’ don’t get
along well together. Speaking of politics, I confess I rather belong to
the Commander and Quabblebum school-I do!”
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