Kenelm Chillingly — CompleteLytton, Edward Bulwer Lytton, Baron
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Kenelm Chillingly — Complete
Lytton, Edward Bulwer Lytton, Baron
English fiction -- 19th century
When the supper was over the farmer offered Kenelm a clay pipe filled
with shag, which that adventurer accepted with his habitual resignation
to the ills of life; and the whole party, excepting Mrs. Saunderson,
strolled into the garden. Kenelm and Mr. Saunderson seated themselves
in the honeysuckle arbour: the girls and the advocate of progress stood
without among the garden flowers. It was a still and lovely night, the
moon at her full. The farmer, seated facing his hayfields, smoked on
placidly. Kenelm, at the third whiff, laid aside his pipe, and glanced
furtively at the three Graces. They formed a pretty group, all clustered
together near the silenced beehives, the two younger seated on the
grass strip that bordered the flower-beds, their arms over each other’s
shoulders, the elder one standing behind them, with the moonlight
shining soft on her auburn hair.
Young Saunderson walked restlessly by himself to and fro the path of
gravel.
“It is a strange thing,” ruminated Kenelm, “that girls are not
unpleasant to look at if you take them collectively,--two or three bound
up together; but if you detach any one of them from the bunch, the odds
are that she is as plain as a pikestaff. I wonder whether that bucolical
grasshopper, who is so enamoured of the hop and jump that he calls
‘progress,’ classes the society of the Mormons among the evidences of
civilized advancement? There is a good deal to be said in favour of
taking a whole lot of wives as one may buy a whole lot of cheap razors.
For it is not impossible that out of a dozen a good one may be found.
And then, too, a whole nosegay of variegated blooms, with a faded
leaf here and there, must be more agreeable to the eye than the same
monotonous solitary lady’s smock. But I fear these reflections are
naughty; let us change them. Farmer,” he said aloud, “I suppose your
handsome daughters are too fine to assist you much. I did not see them
among the haymakers.”
“Oh, they were there, but by themselves, in the back part of the
field. I did not want them to mix with all the girls, many of whom are
strangers from other places. I don’t know anything against them; but as
I don’t know anything for them, I thought it as well to keep my lasses
apart.”
“But I should have supposed it wiser to keep your son apart from them. I
saw him in the thick of those nymphs.”
“Well,” said the farmer, musingly, and withdrawing his pipe from his
lips, “I don’t think lasses not quite well brought up, poor things!
do as much harm to the lads as they can do to proper-behaved lasses;
leastways my wife does not think so. ‘Keep good girls from bad girls,’
says she, ‘and good girls will never go wrong.’ And you will find there
is something in that when you have girls of your own to take care of.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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